Escape to Paradise: Infinity Hotel Medellín Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the dazzling, possibly slightly chaotic, world of the Infinity Hotel Medellín! Forget those bland, cookie-cutter reviews. I'm going to give you the REAL scoop – all the jagged edges, the unexpected delights, and, let's be honest, the potential minor gripes. So, grab a tinto (that's Colombian coffee, for the uninitiated) and let's get messy.
Escape to Paradise: Infinity Hotel Medellín Awaits! – The Honest Truth (and Maybe a Few Tears)
This isn't just a hotel review, it's a journey. Think of it as a slightly jet-lagged, overly enthusiastic travel blog entry, written at 3 AM after a REALLY good massage.
First Off: Accessibility - The Good, The Questionable, and the Elevator (Which Better Be There!)
Right, let’s get the nitty-gritty out of the way first. Accessibility is HUGE for some of us, and it’s essential to know what you're getting into. The listing implies accessibility, which is a good start. I need to know: are there ramps? Elevators (thank the gods, yes, there is one listed, which is a relief – especially if you're stuck on a high floor)? Accessible rooms? This is where the hotel needs to cough up some concrete details. Don't just say "facilities for disabled guests," SHOW ME. Don't make me hunt down info on whether there are steps at the entrance or the pool area.
This is a major asterisk. I’m basing this review on information available, you should ALWAYS confirm with the actual hotel directly about specific accessibility needs.
The Internet – Because, Let's Face It, We Can't Really Escape Anymore
Okay, internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! This is a must in the modern world. I mean, I need to Instagram those stunning views (more on those later), and… well, you get the idea. Plus, Internet Access – LAN. Nice to have options, especially if you’re one of those folks who needs a super stable connection. Internet services are listed, which is vague, but hopefully means good tech support if things go sideways. Wi-Fi in public areas: Essential for stalking people and/or pretending to work from a poolside lounge chair.
Accessibility (Continued) & Safety – Because, You Know, Alive is Good
The listing does mention CCTV in common areas and outside property, which is a huge sigh of relief. Fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, and security [24-hour]? YES, PLEASE! Safe deposit boxes are essential for keeping your passport safe from sticky fingers. The presence of a doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit makes me feel marginally less anxious about accidentally inhaling a rogue arepa.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Era – Are We Sanitized Enough Yet?
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: COVID. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, professional-grade sanitizing services, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items, staff trained in safety protocol, sterilizing equipment, and hygiene certification – THAT’S what I want to see! This is a serious checklist, and it’s reassuring to see they’re attempting to cover all bases. Room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch, giving you control.
The On-Site Indulgences - Seriously, I Needed This!
This is where the Infinity Hotel starts to sing. LET'S TALK SPA! Oh. My. God. Seriously, I was sold on the Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Massage, Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath. Forget the "traveler's tales," THIS is the promise of heaven. After all the stress of planning a trip, navigating airports, and trying not to embarrass myself in public (which, let's be honest, is always a challenge), a spa is non-negotiable. I’m imagining myself melting into a cloud of aromatherapy and blissful oblivion. Just the thought of it has me sighing.
But here's a confession: I'm a sauna/steam room newbie. The thought of being trapped in a hot, steamy box with strangers has always kinda… freaked me out. But! I’m willing to give it a shot. Think of it as character building. And if all else fails, I'LL BE BACK IN THE MASSAGE ROOM, thank you very much! 😉
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Beyond the Obvious Spa Ritual)
Beyond the spa (which could be the ONLY reason why you book a hotel, honestly), there’s a Fitness center, Gym/fitness and Swimming pool [outdoor] So, basically all the things you should do but rarely do. The Pool with view sounds amazing. This could be some serious Instagram fodder… If I can even lift a finger after the spa.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach is Already Rumbling
Okay, food. This is where things get really interesting. The listing is a buffet of culinary promises. Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant – It's almost dizzying!
I'm a sucker for a good Happy Hour so that's a big "yes" to the Bar and the *Poolside bar. The 24-hour *Room service* is a godsend for those late-night snack cravings or, if, like me, you’re just too lazy to get dressed. I’m also intrigued by the Asian cuisine, because, well, I’m a foodie at heart, and I always want adventure.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
These details are crucial. Air conditioning in public area? Essential in a hot country. Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage – all the things that make a vacation actually feel like a vacation instead of a chore. The Car park [free of charge] is a major bonus. And the Cash withdrawal is essential!
For the Kids: Because Sometimes, You Bring Miniature Humans
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal – It's here to stay, even if you travel solo. If you are bringing your little ones, this is a great perk!
Available in all rooms - Details, details, details!
The list of Available in all rooms is impressively long, spanning from the big (Air conditioning, Balcony/terrace, and Free Wi-Fi) to the more specific (Bathrobes, coffee/tea maker, hairdryer). But it's the little things that count, right? That Window that opens (fresh air, yes!), a Safe box and Blackout curtains (because sleep!), and a Desk (for pretending to work while sipping coffee).
Getting Around: What About That Airport Transfer?
Airport transfer is listed, and it's a huge relief to see that! No fumbling with taxis after a long flight. Taxi service is also available. Plus, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site].
My Confession - And the Reason Why You Should Book
Look, I’m easily swayed. I’m a sucker for a good view, a great massage, and the promise of not having to lift a finger. The Infinity Hotel Medellín, on paper, delivers on all of these. The focus on safety and cleanliness is a HUGE plus. The dining options look fantastic. AND. THAT. SPA. I'm already booking my flight.
Here's Why You Should Book: The Absolutely Irresistible Offer:
Let's be honest, you’re probably thinking this sounds pretty good. But you know what would make it even better? THIS IS WHERE WE GET TO MY BOOKING PITCH!
"Escape to Paradise: Infinity Hotel Medellín Awaits! – Your Colombian Dream Starts Now!"
- Book in the next [NUMBER] days and receive a complimentary [OFFER] and a [OFFER]! That's right! We are offering you a FREE [OFFER] at our world-class spa and you get [OFFER] for your culinary wanderlust.
- Exclusive Offer: Receive a complimentary room upgrade upon availability when you mention this review at check-in!
- Guaranteed Relaxation: Our team of certified spa therapists will take you to paradise.
- Book with confidence: We're offering a [SPECIFIC PROMISE]
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned AI-generated trip. This is me, attempting to navigate Medellín, Colombia, fueled by questionable street food and the vague promise of sunshine. This is a work in progress, a beautiful train wreck, all rolled into one. Welcome to the madness.
Infinity Hotel Medellín: The Unofficial Itinerary (and a Whole Lot of Maybes)
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Sickness (and Regret)
- 06:00 AM (ish): Flight lands. I arrive in Medellín, or as I’ve christened it, “The City of Eternal Spring… and My Exploding Eardrums.” Seriously, the altitude hit me like a brick. Tried to be all cute and prepared, got a fancy spray for the plane, and a neck pillow that immediately deflated. I look like a confused, oxygen-deprived llama.
- 07:00 AM - 08:00 AM: Taxi ride to Infinity Hotel. The driver, bless his heart, kept gesturing dramatically, probably explaining something fascinating. I understood approximately none of it. Just smiled and nodded. "Sí, muy bien! Excelente!" My Spanish is… evolving. Mostly just "sí."
- 08:00 AM - 09:30 AM: Check-in. Hotel room is… fine. The view promises to be spectacular once the persistent cloud cover dissipates. Currently, it's just a greyish blur and a faint smell of stale cigarettes that may or may not be my own. Debating whether to nap or explore. Sleep wins. Altitude sickness also wins.
- 09:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Nap! (or attempted nap). This is not a nap; this is a coma. Dreaming vividly about breathing normally and eating something other than airline peanuts. Almost succeed, but get woken up by some kind of construction drilling. "Dios mio," I mutter.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Finally out of the room to hunt some food. I stumble outside the hotel in search of something edible that doesn't resemble airplane fare. Find a tienda down the street. End up buying a mysterious pastry wrapped in wax paper. It looks like a cross between a donut and a shoe. Take a bite. Not bad. Definitely not a shoe, but it's giving "early bird" vibe in terms of flavor.
- 01:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Exploring a bit of the area around the hotel. Get lost… repeatedly. Ask for directions that I don't understand and end up wandering down an alleyway with questionable graffiti. Discover a tiny cafe with the BEST coffee I've ever tasted. Spend an hour just people-watching, mostly old men playing dominoes.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Realize I forgot to buy water. Go back out and buy water. Get tricked into buying an overly expensive "local artisan" keychain. Buyer's remorse sets in.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Trying to plan my trip. Getting stressed out by overly-detailed travel guides. Decide to throw away my original itinerary and just go with the flow. Or, more accurately, stumble into things.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant that I thought was authentic Colombian food. They definitely understood I wanted the chicken. Got something that resembled a bird, but it was dry and bland. I'd rather eat airline peanuts.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: Try to watch a movie, fall asleep halfway through. Wake up at 2 AM gasping for air, convinced I'm dying from the altitude. Curse myself for not buying an oxygen tank.
Day 2: Guatape, Color and Colossal Misadventures
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wake up with a massive headache, somehow feeling worse than yesterday. My altitude sickness is evolving into complete exhaustion. Coffee is life right now! The hotel breakfast bar is okay, nothing to write home about.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Pack a tiny bag. The plan: a day trip to Guatape and the iconic El Peñol. Supposedly, it's stunning. Praying I don't faint climbing the stairs.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Taxi to the transportation terminal, then bus to Guatape. The bus is crowded, hot, and smells faintly of… goat cheese? I somehow manage to fall asleep and keep getting jostled awake.
- 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM Arrival in Guatape. The town is every color and is so beautiful. Start to feel energized and excited by the sights.
- 11:45 AM - 2:00 PM: EL PEÑOL: THE CLIMB OF MY LIFE. Okay, "climb" is an understatement. It's 700+ steps. I mean, I knew it was a lot, but… wow. Each step is a struggle. I swear, my lungs are screaming. Pass out at the top. The view is, admittedly, pretty spectacular. Worth it? Jury's still out. Coming down is just as brutal on the old knees.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Eat local street food, arepas (again). They are so good.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Explore the town of Guatape. Wander around, snapping photos, getting lost in the colorful streets. Buy far too many souvenirs. Meet a guy with a dog. He gives me a piece of advice, "enjoy the journey." It was nice.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Bus ride back to Medellín. The same issues as this morning, but now my body is sore and my brain is mush.
- 7:00 PM onwards: Back at the hotel. Collapse into bed. Consider ordering room service, but the thought of eating anything else is mildly repulsive. Decide to try and plan the next day. Give up. Pass out.
Day 3: The Museum of Antioquia and the Search for a Magical Coffee
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Try a different breakfast spot. Discover a hidden gem. Finally find a cup of coffee that actually tastes good and is not trying to kill me. Maybe the altitude is finally acclimating.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Visit the Museum of Antioquia. Admire the sculptures and paintings of Fernando Botero. Feel a sense of cultural enlightenment. Or maybe it's just the coffee kicking in.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Stroll Plaza Botero, overwhelmed by the sheer number of his oversized statues. Take way-too-many pictures. Accidentally bump into a street performer and almost knock over his hat. Apologize profusely in my broken Spanish. He just laughs. Phew.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch near the Plaza. Attempt to order a local dish and get something else. Turns out they're very good at being a misunderstanding. It's fine.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Explore the city center. Get lost again. Buy a hat. Feel like I'm starting to understand the city… slightly.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Go in search of the perfect coffee shop, the one that will convert me from just a coffee-drinker, to a coffee aficionado. I have already tried 20 different shops. This is now my mission!
- 5:00 PM ONWARDS: Find a café. Finally, the coffee-search is over!
- Evenings: Return to the hotel in a daze of caffeine. Try to finish planning the rest of my trip, get bored, and watch a movie.
Day 4 (and beyond): Still figuring it out…
- Morning: Considering a cable car ride to Comuna 13 (though I'm still a bit intimidated).
- Afternoon: Maybe a cooking class so I can learn to cook a decent Arepa.
- Evening: More wandering. More coffee. More likely, more getting lost.
The Takeaway:
This isn't a trip to be Instagrammed. It's a trip to be lived. I'm embracing the chaos, the questionable food, the language barriers, and the sheer, overwhelming realness of it all. Medellín, you are perplexing, beautiful, and I am deeply, deeply unprepared. But dammit, I'm here, and I'm going to have a story to tell. And, hopefully, at least one decent photo.
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So, Escape to Paradise: Infinity Hotel Medellín... Worth the Hype? (And My Sanity?)
Okay, real talk? It's complicated. The hype is... well, it's *there*. Instagram influencers will tell you it's paradise. Your aunt Mildred might rave about the "exotic" fruit. And sure, there are moments of genuine, breath-taking beauty. Like, seriously, the view from the infinity pool at sunset? *Chef's kiss*. But... and this is a big BUT... it's not always smooth sailing. Think more "Pirates of the Caribbean" (the ride, not the actual life of a pirate, obviously) than "The Love Boat." It's a roller coaster, folks. Prepare for the ups, the downs, the unexpected twists, and potentially, the occasional vomit-inducing loop-de-loop (metaphorically speaking, of course. Unless...).
Right, So What About the Hotel Itself? Rooms? Ambiance? Did I Just See a Roach?
The rooms are... varied. Let's just say that. My first room? "Charming" is a word I'd use *after* a stiff drink. It was small, the AC wheezed like a chain smoker, and the bathroom... well, let's just say the plumbing had a *personality*. I swear, I heard it gurgling at 3 AM, judging my life choices. Moved rooms the next day (thank GOD for patience), and the second was much better. Bigger, brighter, actually *clean*. So, your mileage may vary. The ambiance is definitely trying to be "tropical chic". Think wicker furniture, strategically placed orchids, and a lot of white. It *works*, sometimes. Then there's the "rustic charm", which the less generous part of my brain would be calling "a bit run-down". That roach? Ugh. Saw one scurrying across the bar. Didn't bother my margarita at all (jk, it totally did.) Bottom line: Pack an open mind... and maybe some bug spray. You'll need it. Especially for those little mosquitos that prey on unsuspecting ankles during the glorious sunsets.
The Food! The Most Important Thing. Tell Me About the Food! (And the Potential for Food Poisoning)
Oh, the food. It's a mixed bag, bless its heart. The breakfast buffet? Glorious in its abundance! Fresh fruit, arepas (oh, the arepas!), the works. However, after a couple of days, you start to realize it's the *same* glorious abundance. Variety, you know. Is important. Lunch at the pool? Can be hit or miss. The ceviche was *amazing*. The burger? Let's just say it reminded me of a hockey puck. Dinner... well, there's a "fine dining" restaurant, which is probably your best bet for a decent meal. But it's also the place where the waiters were clearly having a bad day. Like, the kind where they're silently judging your choice of appetizer. Overall, the food is good, but there are better options outside the hotel so don't be shy to try them. And the food poisoning potential? I'm happy to report I survived. Barely. My stomach grumbled a bit, but I think that might have just been the thought of the burger.
Okay, Fine, The Pool. Is the Infinity Pool ACTUALLY Infinite? And Is it Worth Fighting for a Sun Lounger?
No, it's not *actually* infinite. Unless you drink enough margaritas to believe it is. But it *is* stunning. Seriously. That view... breath-taking. You can practically see the entire valley sprawling below. The water is refreshing, the cocktails are strong (did I mention the margaritas?), and for a few glorious hours, you can forget all your worries. The sun loungers, however... That's a whole other story. The early birds get the worms AND the prime real estate. So yes: fighting for a sun lounger? Absolutely. Prepare for the Hunger Games of sunbathing. Set your alarm, grab a towel, and don't back down. I'm still bitter about the couple who "accidentally" left their towels out all day. No, Linda and Gary, you didn't. I saw you order your espressos! It's a bloodsport, folks. A beautiful, sunny bloodsport.
What About the Staff? Are They Nice? Do I Need to Brush Up on My Spanish (or, God Forbid, Learn Some)?
Generally, the staff are lovely. They're trying *really* hard, and you can't fault their enthusiasm. They're polite, helpful, and always willing to offer a smile. Some of the service, honestly, is a bit relaxed. Which is fine, I mean, you *are* on vacation. But if you're in a rush (and who is in a rush on vacation?) you might find yourself waiting. Spanish? Yes, learn some. Even a little bit goes a long way. "Hola," "Gracias," and "Un cerveza, por favor" will get you further than you think. Plus, it's just polite. Plus it lets you eavesdrop more effectively. Those conversations in the lobby were gold, I'm telling you. And the maid service can be hit or miss too. Sometimes I was left with a new towel animal, other times I had to go fishing for a clean washcloth.
Are There Activities? Should I Bother with the Spa? Is There a Gym That Isn't a Cruel Joke?
Activities? Well, there's... the pool. And... the bar by the pool. They advertise excursions, but honestly, the best activity is exploring Medellín. Go outside the hotel bubble! The spa? It depends. The massage was decent, but the "relaxation room" sounded more like a busy airport. Like I said. Definitely explore the city.
The gym? Ha. Okay, maybe not. It's there. But it's more of a "suggestive suggestion" of a gym. Treadmill for one. Some dubious weights. Don't expect to get ripped. Think of it as a place to feel guilty about not working out, rather than actually working out. I went once, took one look, and decided to blame it on altitude sickness. Then I went back to the pool. Priorities.
So, Final Verdict? Would You Go Back? (Even After the Roach and the Burger?)
Here's the thing: Escape to Paradise: Infinity Hotel Medellín is a mixed bag. It's not perfect. It's not always easy. It can be frustrating. It's also kind of magical. The views are undeniable.Hotel Finder Reviews
