Dreamwave Resort Laguna: Your Philippine Paradise Awaits!
Dreamwave Resort Laguna: Your Philippine Paradise Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Review Dripping in Honest Truth
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical, sunshine-and-rainbows hotel review. We're diving headfirst into Dreamwave Resort Laguna, and I'm gonna tell you the real deal, good, bad, and the occasionally-slightly-questionable. Because let's be honest, who wants a perfectly polished, perfectly fake review?
First Impressions (and the Headache of Getting There)
Okay, the website promised "easy access." Lies. Glorious, beautiful lies. Getting to Dreamwave feels like a treasure hunt, especially if you're relying on public transport. While they do offer airport transfer (a definite pro, especially after a long flight), the actual directions…well, let's just say you might need a local to translate the "Filipino-to-English-vague-road-sign" language. Accessibility is a mixed bag. While the website claims wheelchair accessibility, I’m still unsure whether it is true for me as a disabled person.
Rooms: The Good, the Okay, and the Questionable Sofa Pillows
My God, the rooms are pretty. I sprung for one with a view (because, hello, pool with a view!), and it was genuinely stunning. The air conditioning blasted like a polar vortex, which was fantastic in the Laguna heat. They've got all the usual suspects: air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bed, bathtub, blackout curtains, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, mini bar, non-smoking, private bathroom, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, telephone, toiletries, towels, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens. All the essentials. I didn't use the bathroom phone, because, frankly, who uses a bathroom phone?
But… and there always seems to be a but… the sofa pillows? These things looked like they’d been through a war. Stained, slightly lumpy, and radiating a vague scent of "previous visitor." Now, I'm not a clean freak, but those pillows? They needed a serious intervention.
Internet: The Eternal Struggle of the Traveler
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! Glorious, streaming-binging, Instagram-uploading speed internet! …Well, kind of. The Wi-Fi [free] was available, but it varied. It was solid in the lobby but patchy at the room (typical!). I'm almost certain they were throttling my Netflix binge because the connection would intermittently drop and then would suddenly restart in a blink of an eye. So, yeah, bring your own personal hotspot if you're planning on any serious online work, otherwise, you're gonna have a hard time.
Food & Drink: Ah, the Delicious Dilemma
Right, let's talk food. Dreamwave has a decent spread, again, a la carte in restaurant, alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, bar, bottle of water, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, buffet in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, coffee shop, desserts in restaurant, happy hour, international cuisine in restaurant, poolside bar, restaurants, room service [24-hour], salad in restaurant, snack bar, soup in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, western breakfast, and western cuisine in restaurant. The breakfast [buffet] was a bit… predictable. The Asian breakfast options were solid, but nothing that blew my mind. I did enjoy the coffee shop, a nice touch for a quick caffeine fix. The poolside bar offered a welcome escape, perfect for happy hour cocktails as the sun sets. My advice? Don't expect Michelin-star dining, but you won’t starve. Although, I gotta say, that lukewarm soup they served one night…ouch.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Dive In (Literally)
Okay, here's where Dreamwave really shines. The swimming pool and swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, a shimmering turquoise oasis. The pool with a view is a major selling point. The spa is a must-do. I definitely recommend the massage. Seriously, after a day of stressful travel, it was pure bliss. They also got a fitness center which I skipped - I was way too busy enjoying the spa/sauna!
And for the more adventurous? While things to do aren't as organized as they could be, the staff is happy to point you towards local activities and things to do.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Worrying Bits
Here's where things get a little… complicated. The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas are reassuring, especially in this post-pandemic world. They also offer room sanitization opt-out available so they take safety seriously. The hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, which is always a plus.
However… And there’s always a however… The constant staff trained in safety protocol was impressive, but I noticed a few minor, yet disconcerting, things. One day, I found a stray hair in my bathroom (not my hair, I can guarantee that). The rooms sanitized between stays thing seems on the up-and-up. And I noticed that the cleanliness of the sanitized kitchen and tableware items and safe dining setup also seem to be there. I’m going to note that the hygiene certification is also up to speed.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag
They've got all the usual services and conveniences: air conditioning in public area, audio-visual equipment for special events, business facilities, cash withdrawal, concierge, contactless check-in/out, convenience store, currency exchange, daily housekeeping, doorman, dry cleaning, elevator, essential condiments, facilities for disabled guests, food delivery, gift/souvenir shop, indoor venue for special events, invoice provided, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, meeting stationery, on-site event hosting, outdoor venue for special events, projector/LED display, safety deposit boxes, seminars, shrine, smoking area, terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, and Xerox/fax in business center. They even offer babysitting service and are officially family/child friendly, and have kids facilities, and kids meal.
The concierge was helpful, but sometimes a bit… overwhelmed. Ask for help, be patient, and you'll get there. Oh! And can’t forget the Car park [free of charge], a godsend!
For the Kids: A Parent's Perspective (I'm not a parent, but I observed!)
While I don't have kids, I saw plenty of families enjoying themselves. The kids facilities seemed decent enough, and the babysitting service might be a lifesaver for parents needing a break. They seemed to genuinely care about making the kids feel welcome.
Accessibility: The Elephant in the Room
Look, I promised you honesty. The facilities for disabled guests are there, but they’re not as comprehensive as a fully accessible resort. It's a beautiful place for the most able bodied person, but they lack.
The Verdict: Should You Book Dreamwave?
Alright, the million-dollar question. Would I recommend Dreamwave?
Here's My Honest Take:
- Pros: Gorgeous pools, fantastic massages, generally friendly staff, good location with amazing views, safe rooms.
- Cons: Mixed internet, slight hiccups in service here and there, some cleanliness issues. Accessibility is a mixed bag.
If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with stunning views and a decent spa, and the ability to overlook a few minor imperfections, then yes, Dreamwave Resort Laguna is probably worth a shot.
For Those Seeking a Paradise: The Quirkiness of Dreamwave
This resort has its oddities, and these are what makes it charming and not. Expect delays in service, expect a few problems, the wifi will work when it feels like it. The location may not be as easy as it claims, but if you're game for an adventure? Then here's what I'd offer.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn’t your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel guide. This is me, real me, warts and all, trying to survive (and maybe even thrive) at Dreamwave Resort in Laguna, Philippines. Consider this your pre-trip anxiety fuel, mixed with a whole lotta, "Oh, hell yeah, let's go!"
Dreamwave Resort: Laguna – My Messy, Probably Overly-Enthusiastic Itinerary
(Subject to change based on overwhelming laziness, sudden downpours, and the siren call of the buffet)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (Plus a Pool)
- Morning (6:00 AM - The Dawn of My Discontent): Arrive at Manila Airport. This is where it all begins. The air conditioning hits you like a slap in the face. Grab a Grab (hope they're still cheap). The drive to Laguna? Long. Really long. (Anxiety level: 6/10 – Still haven’t had coffee). The question hangs in the air: "Did I leave the iron on?"
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - Reality Bites): Arrive at Dreamwave. Check-in. The lobby… it’s… charming. Slightly run-down charming, like a beloved grandma who's seen a few too many birthdays. First impressions? They’re always wrong.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM - The Great Room Hunt): Explore the grounds. Find my room (hopefully without having to navigate a labyrinth of poorly-lit corridors). Immediately unpack, because, let's be honest, living out of a suitcase is just… wrong. Then, the burning question: pool or nap? Probably both. (10:30AM): OMG. The pool! The sheer, utter BLISS of stepping into that cool, inviting water after the journey. I might just live here. And, oh god, the view! So many palm trees, so much… peace. (11:00 AM): Okay, who am I kidding? I’m probably going to get a sunburn and regret all this later.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - Buffet Battleground): Face the buffet. This is where the real adventure begins. I will try to be civilized. I will. I will. Probably load up on adobo (if they have it, I'm going to be so happy) and rice. Overeat. Regret it. Repeat.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - The Mandatory Rest Period): Post-lunch nap. This is non-negotiable. The only question is: will I dream of swimming in infinite pools, or of missing my flight? (Anxiety level: 3/10 – coffee has kicked in, but so has the jet lag).
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - Pool Redemption): Back to the pool. This time with a book, my phone, and the distinct possibility of dropping both in the water (I am clumsy like that). This is where I truly unwind.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Dinner and Delusions): Dinner, hopefully at the resort's restaurant. Maybe try to be romantic. Or, more likely, I'll be alone, devouring another plate of adobo and plotting my escape (kidding… mostly). Evening stroll. Reflect on the day. Question all my life choices. (Anxiety level: 5/10 – still a bit worried about that iron).
Day 2: Waterfalls & Philosophical Crises (with Bonus Massage!)
- Early Morning (7:00 AM – The Siren Call of the Coffee Machine): Coffee! Crucial, vital, life-sustaining coffee. This is not negotiable. (Anxiety level: 2/10 - coffee is a miracle).
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - Waterfall Quest): A day trip to the Pagsanjan Falls. The hype? It's real. But the boat ride… I've heard stories. Hope I don’t die in a rapid! I visualize myself having a "Lawrence of Arabia" moment but with a life vest.
- Mid-Day (12:00 PM – Waterfall Woohoo!): Ride the bangkas up and down the river. The ride is an absolute thrill. I'm getting soaked, screaming with laughter, and feeling a true connection with nature. This is why I came! Definitely will need a lot of towel.
- Lunch (2:00 PM - Post-Waterfall Feast): After the waterfall, I'll be starving… Like ravenous ravenous. This is a problem, so I'm planning to hunt the food from the nearest warung.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - The Massage of My Dreams): Back at the resort. And a massage. A deep tissue massage. To exorcise the demons of travel, waterfall rides, and the lingering existential dread. Seriously, this is my moment to shine.
- Evening (7:00 PM - More Food, More Reflection): Dinner. Maybe try something I haven’t eaten before. Maybe attempt to talk to other humans. Maybe just eat my adobo in blissful silence. (Anxiety level: 4/10 – depends on how the massage goes).
- (8:00 PM - The Dark Night of the Soul): Stargazing (if the sky cooperates) and Deep thoughts about the meaning of life. Or, you know, what I want for breakfast tomorrow.
Day 3: Goodbye, Laguna. (Tears? Maybe.)
- Morning (7:00 AM - The Last Breakfast): One last adobo breakfast. Savor it. Remember it. Cry a little.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - Souvenir Hunt: Try to buy souvenirs. Fail miserably (I’m terrible at shopping). End up with something random, like a t-shirt that says "Laguna Lover" that I'll probably never wear.
- Check Out: (11:00 AM - Farewell, Sweet Pool): Check-out. Hug the pool goodbye. Promise to return. Maybe. Probably. Definitely.
- Departure (12:00 PM - The Long Road Home): Head back to Manila. Reflect on the trip. Already planning the next one. (Anxiety level: 7/10 – planning the next trip is starting to feel like a life-sized version of Tetris.)
- Post-Trip (Forever-ish): Spend the next few weeks telling everyone how amazing Dreamwave Resort was, making them incredibly envious, and quietly reliving the adobo-fueled glory days.
Things I’m Probably Going to Mess Up:
- Packing light. (Impossible).
- Remembering to apply sunscreen. (Guaranteed sunburn).
- Staying on schedule. (LOL).
- Not eating too much. (See: Buffet Battleground).
- Not comparing my experience to the perfect Instagram reels of other tourists. (Okay, okay, I'll try).
Dreamwave Resort: You’ve Been Warned. Wish me luck!
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Dreamwave Resort Laguna: Your Philippine Paradise Awaits! (Kind Of...)
Alright, folks, so you wanna know about Dreamwave Resort in Laguna? Buckle up, 'cause it's not exactly Disneyland, but it *is* an experience. Let's dive in, shall we? Oh, and spoiler alert: I’m still processing my trip, so things might get a little…chaotic.
What is Dreamwave Resort like, *really*? (Because the website is, well, aspirational...)
Okay, so, Dreamwave... picture this: you've seen the glossy photos online. Sparkling pools, pristine cabanas, tan people looking effortlessly gorgeous. The reality? Well, it's... picturesque, mostly. Think "Instagram vs. Reality" meme. The pools are, indeed, there, and they're pretty nice. But the "pristine" part? Let's just say I saw a rogue leaf or two. And the cabanas? Comfy enough, but maybe not quite the luxurious, bamboo-and-silk affair the website *suggests*. Still, it's got a certain charm. It's kind of like going to your cool aunt's house – a bit quirky, a little worn around the edges, but ultimately welcoming and...well, *real*.
How's the food? Because let's be honest, that's crucial.
The food... Alright, I'm going to be brutally honest. I'm a foodie, and I had *expectations*. The menu looked amazing – all the Filipino classics, plus some international options. The sisig? Decent. The adobo? A solid B+. The problem? Consistency. One day, the pancit canton was incredible; the next, it was a bit...salty. Like, *salty enough to wake you up at 3 AM craving water*. There's potential! And the breakfast buffet? Worth getting up for. The tapsilog was a godsend. But yeah, prepare for a bit of a culinary rollercoaster. Just…manage your expectations. Pack a snack. Just in case.
Is the service good? (Or is it that classic "Filipino time"?)
Ah, service. The heart of any Filipino experience, right? Usually amazing, but sometimes…a little *laid-back*. At Dreamwave, it's a mixed bag. The staff are genuinely lovely people, super friendly, and always smiling. But there were a few times I had to chase someone down for a drink refill. And the "room service"… let's say it arrived in a timely manner, most of the time. One time, I swear I waited so long for a burger that I almost considered foraging for coconuts. Patience is a virtue, my friends. But bring a good book (or a REALLY good phone game) for those in-between moments.
Can I actually *relax* there? The point of a vacation, right?
Okay, this is the big one. Can you *actually* chill out at Dreamwave? The answer is…mostly. It *is* a resort. There is a pool. There are comfy places to sit. The air *is* warm. But the noise… it’s a thing. The incessant thrum of karaoke from a nearby…establishment, the occasional squeal of children having fun (bless their hearts), the general hustle-bustle of holidaymakers. For me? I'm easily distracted. I had to actively work at my relaxation. But when I *did* manage to switch off? Pure bliss. Especially at sunset. The view... honestly, the view is pretty spectacular. You'll find your zen. Eventually. Perhaps after a little more of that aforementioned snack.
What about the rooms? Are they clean? Comfortable? (And are there any…creatures?)
Okay, let’s talk rooms. Mine was… fine. Clean enough, but not gleaming. The bed was comfortable enough, but I wouldn't call it a cloud. The aircon worked, thank goodness – it's Laguna, it gets HOT. And the creatures? I'm happy to report no giant spiders in my room, but I did see a few ants making a daring raid on a dropped crumb. So, yeah. Keep your food sealed. And maybe bring a can of bug spray, just in case you have a higher threshold for bugs. The bathroom was… functional. The water pressure was... adequate. I've stayed in worse, and I've stayed in better. Honestly, it’s perfectly acceptable, if you're not a princess. I'm not a princess so I survived.
Is it kid-friendly? Because I'm traveling with my little monsters... I mean, angels.
Kid-friendly? Absolutely! Dreamwave is practically *designed* for kids. There are pools, playgrounds, and plenty of space to run around and be… well, kids. I saw families having a blast. The noise, I think, blends in for them. If you have young children, they'll probably LOVE it. If you *are* the children, prepare for ultimate levels of fun. My neighbor's kids were running around all the time. It was truly chaotic. It seemed like paradise to them. So if you're looking for a quiet, romantic getaway? Maybe not the best choice. But if you're looking for a place where your little ones can unleash their inner wild things? Dreamwave is a winner.
What's the best thing about Dreamwave? (Tell me something positive, please!)
Okay, okay, I'll be positive! The *best* thing? The people. The staff, as I mentioned, are genuinely lovely. But also, the other guests. I met some truly wonderful people at the resort. Families enjoying their holidays, couples laughing together, friends making memories. There’s a certain…vibe, a warmth. It's not pretentious. It's not stuffy. It's… real. And honestly, that's worth a *lot*. Oh, and the sunset view. Definitely the sunset view. Absolutely stunning. I spent so long looking at the colors, from fire engine red to gentle pink. It was breathtaking. And it made me forget about the slightly soggy fries I ordered. Almost.
Would you go back? (Be honest!)
Hmm…that's a tough one. There's a part of me that says, "Yes! For the sunset, the overall vibe, the friendly faces." There's another part that says, "Maybe… with a LOT of snacks, earplugs, and a good book." Look, it’s not perfect. It's a little rough around the edges, a little… *unpolished*. But that's part of its charm, I guess. It's definitely an experience. And it definitely is a reminder of how beautiful the Philippines are, and how warm, friendly and welcoming the Filipino people are.
Final verdict? I *might* go back. But I'm definitely packing some snacks and earplBlog Hotel Search Site
