Cebu's Hottest New Hotel: Attic Capsule Paradise!
Attic Capsule Paradise: Cebu, You Had Me At "Capsule" (and Then…?) - A Brutally Honest Review
Okay, folks, buckle up. I just got back from a stint at Attic Capsule Paradise in Cebu, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. The hype was real – "Cebu's Hottest New Hotel!" – but as a seasoned traveler, I've learned to approach such pronouncements with a healthy dose of skepticism. Did it live up? Well, let's unpack this capsule, shall we? (And yes, there's an SEO-friendly breakdown coming too, because, you know, Google.)
The Hype vs. Reality (The Accessibility…and the Lack Thereof)
First off, the basics. Finding the place was a breeze – well, for me. (Important foreshadowing here). Accessibility… it's a mixed bag, to say the least. While there’s an elevator, which is a HUGE plus (seriously, kudos, because Cebu isn't exactly known for its smooth public transport), I didn't see much beyond that. I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but based on what I observed, Attic Capsule Paradise isn't exactly a paradise for those using wheelchairs. Wheelchair accessible areas seemed… limited. This is something they really need to work on. There's a car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site], so that's convenient.
Internet - Praise Be to Wi-Fi (Mostly)
Okay, let's talk connectivity. Internet access is a must-have, and Attic Capsule Paradise mostly delivers. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah!). The signal was generally strong, especially in the main areas. There's also Internet [LAN] in the rooms, which is fantastic for the tech heads. Wi-Fi in public areas was decent, which is important.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-19 Era Dance
This is where Attic Capsule Paradise seriously shines. Big points for their commitment to safety. They're clearly taking the pandemic VERY seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Individually-wrapped food options? Check. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Check. Seriously, I felt safe. They have a whole laundry list (heh, laundry) of measures, including Professional-grade sanitizing services, well-trained Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I saw them cleaning constantly! You can even Room sanitization opt-out available, if you're feeling adventurous. They also have Hand sanitizer everywhere. Major props!
Rooms – My Little Capsule (And the Unexpected Serenity)
Now, the main event: the capsules! I wasn’t sure what to expect. Honestly? It was surprisingly comfy. Cozy. The non-smoking rooms were spot-on, and the soundproof rooms delivered – I actually slept like a baby (after a long day of exploring). They have Air conditioning and Air conditioning in public area, which is a MUST in Cebu's heat. Everything you need is in there, including Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. The **Bed was comfy – more than, and the *extra-long bed* was great! And the separate shower/bathtub combo was lovely. However, the additional toilet can be a challenge sometimes.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food for the Soul (and the Stomach)
Okay, onto the good stuff! Dining, drinking, and snacking is a strong point. The Restaurants themselves are wonderful, and for a snack they offer a Snack bar. The A la carte in restaurant option is perfect, and don't forget the Asian breakfast and Buffet in restaurant, which is a great way to start the day, and if it suits everyone they offer Alternative meal arrangement. You will find Western breakfast and for the thirsty ones, it has a Poolside bar, Bar, Bottle of water, and Coffee/tea in restaurant or the Coffee shop, it's just up to you!. They even had a Vegetarian restaurant. There were also Happy hour for the evening drinkers and foodies alike, they have Desserts in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, for the late night snacks, and Salad in restaurant if you want to keep it light. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on a few occasions.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day! (and a Fitness Hiccup)
This is where Attic Capsule Paradise really tries to shine, but it's a little… uneven. There's a Spa, and the advertised amenities are great. The Pool with view is stunning – seriously, the pictures don’t do it justice. They offer a Spa/sauna with a Sauna and Steamroom. There were also Massage services, which I totally indulged in. The Body scrub and Body wrap are also available, for the truly pampered. But then…
The Fitness center… let's just say it was a bit underwhelming. The equipment was basic, and the space was cramped. I prefer going for a jog, and there are some nice parks nearby. They do have a Gym/fitness option, but I didn't use it.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Helpful (and Sometimes Slow)
They offer a bunch of services, which is good. Cash withdrawal is available, and there's a Concierge. The 24-hour Front desk staff were super helpful and friendly. There's also Currency exchange, a Convenience store (handy!), a Dry cleaning service (yay!), Laundry service and Luggage storage. They have Facilities for disabled guests. The Elevator is a big plus, and they did have a Doorman. But sometimes things took a while – like getting my laundry back. The Contactless check-in/out experience was also fine.
Getting Around: Simple, Cheap, and Potentially Stressful
Airport transfer? Yes, available. But the real Cebu experience is getting around on your own. There’s Taxi service, but the traffic is a beast so just be prepared. Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking, and even Bicycle parking are available.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly…ish?
While Attic Capsule Paradise is Family/child friendly, I didn’t see much in the way of kid-specific amenities. They do have a Babysitting service! Maybe they can offer a Kids meal.
The Anecdotal Ramblings: A Day at the Spa (Almost Ruined by a Mild Panic!)
Okay, here’s where it gets real. One day, I booked a massage at the spa. I was so looking forward to it. I'd been pounding the pavements all week, and my muscles were screaming. The masseuse was amazing – truly skilled. Seriously, I was drifting into blissful oblivion… when suddenly, the lights flickered! Then, bam, the power went out. Darkness. Panic.
Okay, mild panic. I'm fine in the dark, but I was mid-massage, covered in oil, and slightly disoriented. The staff handled it professionally (they really are good in a crisis!), but it did take a while to get everything back up and running. It was a reminder that even paradise has its imperfections. The incident wasn’t entirely the hotel's fault, it’s just a part of the city.
The Verdict: Is Attic Capsule Paradise Worth It? (And My Crazy Offer!)
Look, Attic Capsule Paradise has its flaws. The accessibility could definitely be improved, and the fitness center is a weak point. But… overall? Yes, it’s worth it. The capsules are surprisingly comfortable, the staff is fantastic, the cleanliness is top-notch (especially crucial now!), and the location is convenient. And the pool? Seriously stunning.
Here’s my crazy offer, if you make sure you book now!
You can experience a beautiful view and also enjoy the delicious food in Cebu. And if you book the Attic Capsule Paradise now, you’ll get your choice of a free massage. Book a 3-night stay. You'll also get 1 free meal at the hotel restaurant, and this is all Value up to 5,000 pesos! You can also be one of the first to experience their brand new, improved fitness center!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this "Attic Capsule Hotel Cebu" itinerary is less a perfectly polished travel brochure and more a frantic scribbling on a napkin after one too many San Miguels. Consider yourself warned.
ATTIC CAPSULE HOTEL CEBU: A MESSY, EMOTIONAL RAMBLE (with some semblance of a plan)
(Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic)
- 14:00 - Arrival in Cebu, Philippines (Mactan-Cebu International Airport - MCIA). Oh sweet Jesus, the humidity hit me like a brick wall. And the traffic? Don't even get me STARTED. I swear, the jeepneys (those crazy, decorated buses) were flirting with complete anarchy. Found a ride-sharing thing (Grab, I think?) – praying they don't try to scam a newbie.
- 15:00 - Check-in at Attic Capsule Hotel. The website photos? Lieeeeees! Kidding. Okay, mostly kidding. The capsule itself is… cozy. Like, really cozy. I'm 6'2", and I feel like I'm folding myself into origami. But hey, at least it's clean and there's AC. Crucial. My tiny, self-made mental diary whispers, "Don't freak out about the claustrophobia. You'll be fine. You're a TRAVELER, not a pampered princess." (Me? Trying to convince myself.)
- 16:00 - Initial Exploration: Stumbled out, blinking like a mole rat, into the bustling street life. Immediately overwhelmed. The sheer energy of Cebu City is a slap in the face. Found a tiny sari-sari store (local convenience store) and got a mango juice. Sweet relief. (I almost forgot to take a photo of it. Ugh, influencer tendencies are already kicking in.)
- 17:00 - Early dinner at "Mama's Kitchen" (allegedly good). Ok, so the food was amazing. Simple Filipino comfort food - a mountain of rice, adobo (braised meat in soy sauce and vinegar), and a side of lumpia (fried spring rolls). Heaven. I ate so fast I nearly choked. Regret it's not more aesthetic.
- 18:00 - Back at the Capsule: Contemplating Life (and the AC). The capsule is kinda noisy. People coughing, snorting – the sound of the city creeping in. My own little thought: I'm really out of my comfort zone, but in some odd way, I love it. This is what I was hoping to feel.
(Day 2: Cebu City Chaos & Religious Reflections)
- 08:00 - Alarm. (Ugh.) Breakfast at a nearby carinderia (local eatery). Rice, again. Fried eggs. Coffee. This is the fuel of champions. It's also the only thing I recognize on the menu. Ordered something with the most smiling staff, and prayed it wasn't something too… exotic. No disasters.
- 09:00 - Magellan's Cross & Basilica del Santo Niño: Wow. Seriously wow. Being surrounded by such devout people and seeing where the Spanish thought they found the Philippines was pretty powerful. The cross itself is housed in a small chapel – the noise and energy around it is frenetic. I felt a wave of goosebumps in the church and just stood observing people pray. I even burned a candle.
- 10:30 - Fort San Pedro: The fort was beautiful! I went a bit too hard with the photos and got completely sunburned. Still, a cool look into Cebu's past. The gardens around it were lovely.
- 12:00 - Lunch & Meltdown (slightly): Got lost in the market. Overwhelmed by the vendors, the smells, and the sheer crowds. Ended up eating street food – some kind of grilled skewers whose origins I'd rather not know. Delicious, but made my stomach do a war dance later. (TMI? Maybe.) I was about to lose it and buy a ticket home. I think I'm still not used to big crowds and the food here is causing some issues with my stomach.
- 13:30 - Quiet time in the Capsule: Needed a breather. Just sat in the capsule, scrolling through my phone, listening to the AC hum. Felt strangely content.
- 16:00 - Cultural Immersion (a bit): Decided to wander through Colon Street (the oldest street in the Philippines). It was a sensory overload. Music, people, the whole scene. I felt utterly alien at times, but also oddly invigorated. Didn't buy any souvenirs yet.
- 18:00 - Dinner: Found a smaller, quieter restaurant. This time, I got sinigang (sour soup) with shrimp. Much better. But still wishing I could eat something familiar.
(Day 3: (Trying to be) Adventurous & Island Dreams)
- 07:00 - Wake up with a newfound appreciation for AC. It's an oddly comforting white noise in that capsule.
- 08:00 - Travel to Oslob to swim with the Whale Sharks!!!!!! I went through several emotional stages on the jeepney. First, the excitement, second, panic that I would lose my camera, third, the fear of getting eaten by a whale shark.
- 10:00 - Arrived at Oslob! Spent ages staring at the giant creatures from the boat. The whale sharks were majestic, unreal! I almost lost it when I was in the water. There are so many of them and they are HUGE. I got too close a few times and my heart was pounding.
- 12:00 - Lunch in Oslob: A small cafe near the beach. I devoured the lechon (roasted pig) like I hadn't eaten in days. It's too good to take a photo of it!
- 14:00 - Trying to have a relaxing trip back to the Capsule: Decided on a bus. I don't know Filipino so I just looked around very nervously and asked for help. It was an adventure in itself, but thankfully, someone spoke enough English to help me get to the pier.
- 18:00 - Late Dinner: Pizza! I had to have pizza after all the craziness.
(Day 4: Departing and the Post-Travel Slump)
- 08:00 - Last breakfast - Pancakes, or, the closest thing to pancakes I can order.
- 09:00 - Pack. Sigh. The capsule feels like a tomb now, and it's time to leave.
- 10:00 - Head to the airport.
- 14:00 - Landing in a dull, sterile airport… The whole trip was a mix of anxiety, awe, and utter joy. Did I see everything? No way. Did I get lost? Multiple times. Did I sometimes want to curl up in a ball and sob? Absolutely. But in the end, I loved it. I loved the mess, the chaos, and the feeling of being completely, wonderfully out of my depth.
- 15:00 - Start brainstorming the next trip.
Imperfections, Anecdotes & Rambles:
- I spilled mango juice all over my backpack on the first day. It smelled amazing for the first few hours, then started this weird, cloyingly sweet aroma.
- I learned a phrase or two of Cebuano. "Salamat" (thank you) and "Pila ni?" (how much is this?) saved my life on several occasions.
- I met a friendly dog named "Bum" at Mama's Market. He got all the scraps.
- The AC broke in the middle of the night on Day 2. I woke up sweating and miserable, and then got to experience how hot the city is. Never been so happy for the quiet of the capsule.
- I took way too many photos of the same thing. Obsessing about which one is going to be 'the one'.
- I swear, everyone in the Philippines is incredibly friendly, even when they're trying to sell you something.
- The biggest regret? Not trying balut (boiled duck embryo). Maybe next time… or maybe not.
- I'm already planning my return trip. There's something about Cebu that got under my skin. Maybe because it was a leap, and I did it.
So there you have it. A messy, honest, and hopefully, somewhat entertaining account of my time at the Attic Capsule Hotel. It wasn't perfect, it was messy, beautiful, and truly unforgettable. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go unpack and start planning the next adventure! Safe travels, and go on, be a bit messy yourself. The best stories are the ones you can't quite plan.
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So... What's *actually* going on with you? Like, *right now*?
Alright, deep breaths. Right now, I'm juggling a million things. There's the laundry mountain threatening to engulf my apartment. My cat, Mr. Fluffernutter (don't judge the name, long story), is currently judging my life choices from his perch on the bookshelf. And I'm also trying to figure out if I actually *like* this new coffee blend I bought. It's... complex. Kind of like me, I suppose. Actually, scratch that, it's nowhere near as complex as I am. The coffee just tastes kinda...dirt-adjacent.
What even *is* this FAQ supposed to be about? What are we really addressing?
Honestly? I'm trying to unravel the tangled mess that is my brain. You know, the usual existential crisis coupled with a questionable caffeine intake? I didn't *intend* for it to be this, but I guess it's a kind of... self-inventory. A messy digital diary entry for the internet to judge. You know, the fun stuff.
Okay, okay, enough with the cryptic crap. What are you *passionate* about? What makes your little heart go pitter-patter?
Ooh, good question! This is where I get to be all sunshine and rainbows, right? Well, it's a mixed bag.
- Reading. Books are my happy place. I get lost in worlds and the characters are better then real human beings.
- Bad Reality TV. Don't judge.
- Helping people. There's a certain thrill in solving a problem for someone, even a tiny one. Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling.
Okay, Okay, What Are you *NOT* passionate about, The things you despise, the things that make you grind your teeth?
Oh boy, here we go. Buckle up. Because I have an endless supply of things that irk me to the bone.
- Slow Walkers. Walking at glacial speeds in the middle of a crowded sidewalk? Please.
- People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle. Are you serious?
- Rude customer service. You are not God of the customer service department.
What's the *most* embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Spill the beans (or, you know, the humiliation).
Ah, the Hall of Shame! Oh, where do I even *begin*? Okay, I'll just dive in. There was this one time, in college, during a campus-wide scavenger hunt. We had to perform a song, and I was the designated singer. So, I'm up there belting out my rendition of "I Will Survive" (karaoke style, naturally), and I get *way* into it. Like, full-on diva mode. Arms flailing, eyes closed, you know the drill. And then... *bam*! I tripped on the microphone cord and face-planted directly onto the stage. In front of *everyone*. The worst part? I didn't even get up right away. Nope. I just lay there for a solid... maybe five seconds? Mortified. People were laughing, but honestly, I think I was too stunned to even be embarrassed. The look on my teammate's faces... Priceless! I swear, I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about it.
What's your biggest regret? (Go on, get real.)
This is heavy, isn't it? Okay, I'll be honest. Mine is something really silly and maybe a little pathetic: Not saying "yes" to a specific offer. It wasn't a life-or-death situation, but it was a great opportunity, and I let fear... or maybe just plain laziness...hold me back. And I still kinda wonder "what if?". It constantly sits in the back of my mind like a tiny, annoying itch. I should've just gone for it, even if it all fell apart.
What do you do when you're feeling down or overwhelmed? What's your go-to comfort?
Okay, here we go. This is the "hide under the covers" section. It often starts with a *massive* cup of coffee, way stronger than I probably should drink. Then, it depends on the level of overwhelm.
- Mild Funk: A good book and a warm blanket on the couch, works wonders. Maybe a bit of classic movie
- Full-Blown Meltdown: Okay, this requires action. I'll usually force myself to exercise (even if it's just a walk around the block). Or call a friend who can make me laugh and try to distract me from myself. Or, if it's bad, just straight up nap the sadness away.
If you could have *any* superpower, what would it be, and *why*?
This is a tough one, because the power of flight is always tempting. But I'm going to go with the ability to *instantly learn* any skill. Think about it! You could learn to play the guitar like, the ability to learn to speak a new language, or even coding, in an instant! No more hours wasted on YouTube tutorials. No more struggling with a new hobby. Pure, unadulterated knowledge. And how much easier would life be?
What's one thing you wish *everyone* in the world understood?
That being kind is *free*. Seriously! It's so easy to be decent to each other, and it can make a world of difference, you know? Just smile at the person behind you in line at the grocery store. Hold the door open for someone. A little empathy goes aBook Hotels Now
