Antonina, Brazil: The Hospedaria's Secret You NEED to See!
Antonina, Brazil: The Hospedaria's Secret (And My Secret Obsession!)
Alright, friends, let's talk Antonina. No, not the name of your quirky aunt who sends you fruitcake every Christmas. We're talking about the utterly charming, historically rich, and downright secretive little town in Brazil, nestled right on the coast. And at the heart of it all? The Hospedaria. Forget those cookie-cutter resorts, because the Hospedaria is where you really want to be. Seriously. I'm still dreaming about it.
Now, before I launch into a full-blown love letter (which is probably inevitable), let's get the practical stuff out of the way. Because, you know, even dream vacations need to be… livable.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Mostly Good Vibes
Okay, so, let's be honest. Brazil isn't exactly known for its seamless accessibility everywhere. And while the Hospedaria does have facilities for disabled guests, I wouldn't say it's perfectly wheelchair accessible. You'll want to check with them directly about specific room details and ramp availability. But look, they try. And the staff are incredibly helpful, which goes a long way. Plus, the vibe is so relaxed, no one's going to bat an eye if you need a little extra assistance.
The Tech Stuff (Because, Let's Face It, We Need It!)
Here's the good news, tech-heads: you're covered. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! Internet access is solid throughout. You can get Internet [LAN] too, though who uses that these days, right? Wi-Fi in public areas is also a lifesaver for those Insta-worthy sunset pics. They even have Internet services available. So, basically, you can stay connected to the outside world… or, and hear me out, disconnect and actually enjoy the view from your freaking balcony.
Safety First (And, Let's Be Real, These Days, It Matters)
This is where the Hospedaria shines. They get it. Anti-viral cleaning products are the norm. Daily disinfection in common areas. They even have a Hygiene certification – peace of mind, people! You'll find Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. The staff is trained in safety protocol. And they've gone the extra mile with Room sanitization opt-out available, because trust me after a long day of walking around, the last thing you want is to worry about where you're putting yourself. Rooms sanitized between stays, so you can arrive relaxed. There's CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property too. They're covering all bases! Oh, and the usual suspects, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour] and Security/safety feature are present, so you can sleep soundly. Even if you have a nightmare about missing your flight.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Hospedaria REALLY Gets Me
Okay, brace yourselves. This is where I start drooling. The Hospedaria? It's a culinary adventure.
- Breakfast is… well, it's a thing. I'm not just talking about your sad continental breakfast with a stale croissant. They offer Breakfast [buffet] and also Breakfast service in your room which is just amazing. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, you name it, they make it happen! And it's all so fresh, seasonal, and delicious. Think fresh fruit, local pastries, and strong, perfect coffee. I'd have it in the room for the extra indulgence.
- Restaurants. They have several. Restaurants are a godsend. The food is divine. You've got A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant – basically, a culinary world tour, right there on your plate. The chefs are creative, the ingredients are top-notch, and the atmosphere is just… perfect. The Desserts in restaurant are to die for. I swear, I almost cried eating a passion fruit mousse one evening!
- Oh, and the Poolside bar? Yeah. That's trouble. And it's the good kind of trouble. Cocktails as the sun sets? Yes, please. They also have a Bar too.
- Need a pick-me-up? A Coffee shop is there for you.
- Snack bar. Oh my god. That is perfect.
- Bottle of water is given by default
- Plus, they offer Alternative meal arrangement, and they are able to give you Room service [24-hour]. No more midnight raids on the mini-bar!
- Soup in restaurant is perfect for rainy days.
- They have Salad in restaurant too!
- They offer Happy hour. Need I say more?
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Finding Your Inner Zen… Or Not!
Now, Antonina itself is a treasure trove of experiences. But the Hospedaria has some seriously cool stuff too.
- Spa/sauna lovers, rejoice!
- They have a Pool with view! It's breathtaking! I legit spent hours just staring at it.
- You can Sauna, Steamroom, take a Foot bath, and even get a Body scrub or Body wrap. Pure bliss.
- They have a Fitness center. I say I went. I actually spent most of my time eating delicious food but hey, the option was there.
- There are a few Swimming pool [outdoor] and a standard Swimming pool.
Services and Conveniences: They've Thought of EVERYTHING!
The Hospedaria is a masterclass in hospitality. They offer practically anything you could possibly need.
- Need to check out a bank? They have Cash withdrawal.
- Concierge service is there to help you with anything!
- They have Daily housekeeping!
- If you have any disabilities use the facilities.
- You can dry clean your clothes with their Dry cleaning service
- There are facilities for Indoor venue for special events and Outdoor venue for special events.
- There's Laundry service. I'm hopeless at laundry.
- You can drop your bags in Luggage storage.
- They have Meeting/banquet facilities.
- Need an Ironing service? Here you go!
- Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site].
For the Kids (Because Happy Kids = Happy Parents)
I didn't travel with kids, but from what I saw, the Hospedaria is definitely Family/child friendly. There’s a Babysitting service available, which can’t be overstated. And for the littlest ones, they have Kids facilities and Kids meal. Score!
The Rooms: Cozy, Chic, and Pure Relaxation
Okay, now for the pièce de résistance: the rooms. They are… heavenly.
- Air conditioning is crucial, trust me!
- Alarm clock, Hair dryer, In-room safe box and Mini bar are also available there.
- Then you have Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea and Daily housekeeping.
- They have Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, High floor, Interconnecting room(s) available.
- You'll also find Internet access – LAN , Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free] and Window that opens.
- Additional toilet? YES PLEASE!
Getting Around: Easy as a Samba Step
Getting to Antonina and getting around is pretty simple. They have a Airport transfer service, which is super convenient. There is Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]. To get around town, you can get a Taxi service or, for the more adventurous, there's Bicycle parking.
The Imperfections (Because, Let’s Be Real, Nothing’s Perfect)
Okay, so, what didn't I love? Honestly, very little. Maybe the occasional wonky Wi-Fi signal. But hey, it's a small price to pay for paradise, right? (
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to get the REAL scoop on my trip to Hospedaria da Praça Antonina in Brazil. Forget pristine itineraries! This is more like a chaotic tapestry woven with sunshine, questionable caipirinhas, and the undeniable charm of getting hopelessly lost in the best possible way. Let's go:
Day 1: Arrival - The Tequila Sunrise of Shame (and Delight)
- Morning (or what felt like morning after 20 hours of travel): Landed in Curitiba. Jet lag? More like "jet-lag-plus-a-slight-fear-of-flying-plus-the-overwhelming-need-for-a-shower." Passport control was a blur, the customs agent gave me this look like he'd seen it all (apparently, a backpack full of emergency chocolate doesn't impress them).
- Afternoon: Finding the Hospedaria. Google Maps said "easy peasy." Google Maps LIED. Wandering the cobblestone streets of Antonina was pure sensory overload – the aroma of roasting coffee, the vibrant colors of buildings, the constant chatter of Portuguese. I asked for directions… and got three different answers, all accompanied by enthusiastic hand gestures. Finally, after stumbling over my luggage for what felt like an eternity, I found the place. Pretty, charming, a little… dusty.
- Evening: The legendary "Welcome Caipirinha" at the Hospedaria. Oh. My. Goodness. It tasted AMAZING at first (which probably explains why I had three…) The next morning? Not so amazing. Let's just say I learned the hard way that potent cocktails and humid weather are a bad combination. Sun reflected off the tiled floors of the Hospedaria's courtyard. The next day I woke up with a splitting headache. I got breakfast, it was a mix of juices, fruits, cheeses, breads, with some scrambled eggs. They were delicious.
- Night The host seemed to think I should walk around town. Fine. I did. I quickly got lost. I got an early night after being lost in the streets and was very happy with that.
Day 2: Antonina's Secrets and a Lesson in "Good Intentions"
- Morning: Recovery mode. Coffee (lots of coffee) and a desperate plea to the universe for a less-intense day. I decided to explore the city. This, I learned, is best done at a slow pace. No rushing here!
- Afternoon: This is where the real magic happened, the sort of memories you can only make when you're a little lost. I wandered into a little market – a cacophony of sounds, smells, and colors. I tried to buy a bunch of fruits but it felt like I messed it up. I ended up with a few star fruits, a papaya and nothing else. The woman in the stall didn't speak English, I didn't speak much Portuguese. But somehow, we laughed, we gestured, and I walked away with a bag full of treasures (and a feeling of pure, unadulterated happiness). I even ate the fruits. They were great. Papaya with lime juice is an amazing combination.
- Evening: I wanted to be cultured so I thought about going to a museum but ended up staying at the Hospedaria, I felt like a local. It was more fun to observe the other visitors, many of whom were travelers. It was nice.
Day 3: Double Down on Deliciousness and a Quest for the Perfect View
- Morning: Determined to redeem myself after the Caipirinha debacle of Day 1, I decided to focus on the food. Seriously, how could I have survived that long? I went back to the place where I got my breakfast. I spent a long time there, taking notes, taking pictures, trying to work out the flavors of the local fruit. I also got some more juices and fruits, it was a good day, all in all.
- Afternoon: Okay, I might be a little obsessed with the local cuisine, but I'm going to try to get some perspective. I spent the afternoon trying to find a view. I asked the locals, took their suggestions and found some more things. I actually found a great view. You could see the sea! That was a great experience. So grateful.
- Evening: I got back to the Hospedaria. I ate some stuff and I walked around. It was nice.
Day 4: Farewell (and a Promise to Return)
- Morning: Packing. The worst. It all looks great when you get there and somehow ends up messy. The breakfast at the Hospedaria, really, was lovely, very nice indeed.
- Afternoon: Saying goodbye. Saying goodbye is hard, especially when you've fallen in love with a place. As I headed back to the airport, I felt a pang of sadness. But also, a surge of pure joy. I had laughed, I had eaten, I had gotten lost and found myself… quite literally. Antonina, you were amazing.
This itinerary isn't perfect. It's messy, honest, and a little bit crazy. But that's the point. Because life, like travel, is best when it's lived with a healthy dose of imperfection and the courage to embrace the chaos. Now, onto the next adventure! And yes, I'll probably try another Caipirinha. But maybe just one this time…
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