Thessaloniki's BEST Hotel? This City Gem Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Thessaloniki's "BEST Hotel." And trust me, the city gem part isn't just marketing fluff. This place… well, it kinda did shock me. In a really, really good way. It was honestly messy, imperfect, and completely unforgettable. So, here we go, warts and all…
The Grand Reveal (and My Initial Jaw-Drop)
Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotels. This place? It feels alive. From the moment you walk in, you're greeted not just with a smile, but with genuine warmth. And you KNOW I'm skeptical! I've stayed in enough hotels to know a fake smile when I see one. This was different. This was friendly. Forget that. This was borderline… familial? Okay, maybe that's a bit much. But it felt genuine.
Accessibility: A Big Checkmark (and a Small, Annoying Glitch)
Right, let's get practical because, let's face it, I need it. The hotel claims to be accessible, which, from what I saw, is mostly true. The main areas, the restaurants, the pool (more on that later!), the elevators… all good. Wide doorways, ramps where needed. Big thumbs up. However, and this is a minor (annoying) detail, a few of the hallways felt a teensy bit tight maneuvering my luggage. I’m talking, I’m talking really tight, and I'm not even in a wheelchair (I'm going to use my own wheels here). However, considering the overall architecture of the building, it was understandable…and the room! The accessible room was HUGE. Easy to move around, with all the right features. 9/10.
On-Site Munchies & Lounging (Food, Glorious Food!)
First, let's be honest, I LIVE to eat. Food is my love language. And this hotel? It speaks it fluently.
- Restaurants: There are several. Italian, something fusion, and the main dining area with a buffet that was insane. International Cuisine. The food was amazing, the staff were super nice, and the atmosphere was gorgeous.
- Bars: Poolside, lobby bar… you get the picture. There's always a cocktail (or two, or three…) within easy reach. I had a killer espresso martini by the pool. Seriously, perfection. The happy hour deals were tempting, too.
- Coffee Shop: Early mornings, late nights… caffeine, my friend, caffeine.
- Snack Bar: Because sometimes, you just need a quick bite.
- Room Service (24-Hour): Okay, I'm usually a big proponent of getting out and exploring. However, I will never say no to room service. I ordered the Greek salad at 2 a.m. It was so good I almost cried. Seriously.
- Breakfast Buffet: Now, the buffet. This is where it gets serious. Asian Breakfast, Western Breakfast… EVERYTHING. The pastries were dangerous. The yogurt was divine. And the variety was mind-blowing. I think I tried everything there. Definitely a highlight.
And here's a tiny, somewhat embarassing confession… I pigged out. I mean, I really, truly, deeply, deeply pigged out. My waistline is still recovering. But it was worth it. Every single bite.
Relaxation & Wellness: My Personal Paradise
- The Pool with a View: OH. MY. GOODNESS. The pool! The view! This is the most beautiful part. It was just perfection. Surrounded by greenery, the sun shining, and the cocktails flowing. It's the kind of place you could easily spend a whole day just soaking up the sun and the atmosphere.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: I usually skip these. But I was craving some me-time. The massage was incredible. It was a proper, deep tissue session that worked out all the knots I didn't realize I had. The sauna and steamroom were spotless. Pure bliss.
- Fitness Center: I didn't use it, okay?! I was on vacation. But it looked well-equipped.
- Body Scrubs & Wraps: Didn't try them, though I was tempted. Next time!
Cleanliness & Safety in the (Post-Covid) World
Okay, let's talk practicalities again. Cleanliness is super important to me. And this hotel absolutely nailed it.
- Anti-Viral Cleaning: They're using the good stuff.
- Daily Disinfection: Common areas were regularly sanitized.
- Hand Sanitizer Everywhere: Seriously, you couldn't escape the hand sanitizer. (Good thing, I said! Good thing!)
- Room Sanitization: You could opt-out if you wanted to, but I was happy with the level of cleanliness.
- Safe Dining Setup: Everything felt very well-managed. Tables were spaced, and they used the individual-wrapped food options. Staff (and I noticed) were wearing masks.
- Staff Training: They knew what they were doing.
- Hygiene Certification: I saw it!
- Doctor/Nurse On Call: Just in case.
- More… Anti-bacterial in the rooms, too, and individual toiletries.
- The Kitchen: I peeked in (don't judge me!) It was gleaming.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure
(I already covered this a bit, but let's delve deeper, because… food!)
- A la Carte, Buffet, & Menus: So, there was the gorgeous buffet I discussed. Otherwise, you'll have an amazing a la carte menu, to enjoy a cocktail. The food was fresh, and the food was cooked to perfection.
- Alternative Meal Arrangement: They catered brilliantly to my vegetarian needs.
- Coffee/Tea: Everywhere, all the time.
- Desserts: OMG. Don't get me started on the desserts. Seriously, be prepared to loosen your belt.
- Poolside Bar: Essential.
- Room Service: Refer back to the Greek salad confession.
- Happy Hour: A great spot with amazing, cheap drinks and light eats.
Services and conveniences - The little things that make all the difference.
- Air Conditioning: Essential, especially in a Greek summer!
- Concierge: Super helpful with recommendations and booking tours.
- Currency Exchange: Convenient.
- Daily Housekeeping: Always a plus!
- Dry Cleaning: Essential if you are like me and spilled coffee on your crisp white shirt.
- Elevator: Duh.
- Laundry Service: Very quickly and efficiently.
- Luggage Storage: Helpful.
- Safety Deposit Boxes: Always a good idea.
- Internet: Wi-Fi in all rooms. (And free!)
- Things to do and see: City tours and so much more.
Now for the messy stuff - Some Minor Quibbles!
Look, no place is perfect. Here are a few minor things.
- The TV Remote: It took me a while to figure it out. But then again, maybe that’s just me.
Rooms & Amenities: Cozy Comfort
- Air Conditioning: Bliss, absolute bliss.
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Yes, please!
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Essential for a caffeine addict like me.
- Free Wi-Fi: Fast and reliable.
- Mini Bar: Stocked with goodies.
- Soundproofing: I slept like a baby.
- Blackout Curtains: Needed.
- Safe Box: Made me feel more secure.
- Shower: Yes, please!
- Towels: Super fluffy.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- Airport Transfer: Smooth and efficient.
- Parking: Free onsite.
- Taxi Service: Always available.
For the Kids (I ain't got no kids.. but you do!!!)
- Babysitting: Available, if needed.
- Family-Friendly: Yup.
- Kids' Meals: On offer in the restaurant.
The Verdict: Shockingly Good
Look, I went in with expectations. I left seriously impressed. This hotel is a keeper. I’d go back in a heartbeat.
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Escape to Paradise: Hotel Boemia, Riccione's Hidden Gem
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-packaged travel brochure itinerary. This is Thessaloniki: Unfiltered, Unvarnished, and Probably Hungover Edition. We're going in raw, folks. We're staying at the City Hotel Thessaloniki. Wish us luck.
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Glorious Gyro Gods
12:00 PM - Arrival (Ehhhh, Sort Of): So, the flight (Ryanair, naturally. My wallet weeps) was delayed. Turns out "on time" in budget airline speak translates to "whenever the wind decides to cooperate." Finally landed, and the Thessaloniki airport? Charming in a slightly chaotic, "did someone lose a baggage carousel?" kind of way. Found a taxi, haggled (badly, I'm sure), and finally arrived at the City Hotel. It's… well, it's a hotel. Cleanish, I guess. The lobby smells faintly of lemon cleaner and existential dread. My room? Let’s just say it has a bed and a window. Score!
1:00 PM - Lunch: Searching for the Gyro Holy Grail: Okay, first priority: food. I'm STARVING. Wandered out, immediately overwhelmed by the sheer vibrancy of Thessaloniki. Motorbikes weaving through traffic like caffeinated bees. People yelling (presumably, in a friendly way). Found a little unassuming gyro place. Ordered a classic, gyros pita. And… OH. MY. GODS. This is what bliss tastes like. The perfectly seasoned meat, the crispy fries nestled inside, the tangy tzatziki… it's an explosion of flavor. I'm pretty sure I blacked out briefly during the first bite. This place… this place is a contender for sainthood. I might just camp out here all day.
3:00 PM - A Wandering Walkabout, and the Case of the Missing Map: Lost. Utterly, gloriously lost. Tried to use a map (yes, a paper map, I'm old school), but the streets seem to have a vendetta against right angles. Also, the wind kept trying to eat the map. Saw some ruins (Roman Agora), wandered into a side street that felt suspiciously like a maze, and ended up slightly sunburnt but with a newfound appreciation for the color white. It was cool but like, how does anyone find anything in this glorious chaos?
5:00 PM - Coastal Stroll & the White Tower’s Whispers: Eventually, I found the sea. And the White Tower. It’s imposing, beautiful, and I swear, I heard a ghost sigh. Spent a good hour just staring at the Thermaic Gulf, letting the sea breeze blow away the existential anxieties of the morning. And trying to figure out where exactly I was on the map.
7:00 PM - Dinner and the Great Ouzo Conundrum: More food! Found a recommended taverna near the hotel. Ordered everything that sounded delicious – a classic Greek salad, grilled octopus (OMG), and some moussaka. The food was amazing. But then came the ouzo. Ah, ouzo. The Greek national drink of fire and anise. Downed one shot. Fine. Downed a second. Fine-ish. Third shot? Suddenly, the world became a kaleidoscope of friendly faces and the urge to burst into song (which I may or may not have done, much to the amusement/horror of my fellow diners). Let’s just say I learned a valuable lesson that night: Ouzo is deceptively powerful.
9:00 PM - Post-Ouzo Wanderings (or, the Search for the Lost Hotel): Remember how I said I got lost earlier? Well, it happened again. This time, with a serious dose of ouzo-induced navigational challenges. Ended up wandering into a side street where a cat with one ear gave me the side-eye. I think I may have whispered sweet nothings to a lamppost. Found my way back to the hotel eventually, somehow. Collapse onto the bed. Pray for sunrise and a miracle hangover cure.
Day 2: Churches, Castles, and the Search for the Perfect Coffee
9:00 AM - Breakfast (The Breakfast of Champions, or at least, Someone Who Survived Ouzo): Okay, so I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a coup. Needed carbs. Desperately. The hotel breakfast was…adequate. Coffee was strong, which was the main thing. A few stale croissants and a lot of existential dread.
10:00 AM - Exploring the Churches of Thessalonkii: Must. See. Churches. Apparently, Thessaloniki has a ton of them. Started with a church dedicated to a famous saint (St. Demetrios). It was huge, beautiful, and filled with history. Got lost in the Byzantine mosaics and the stories of the past. Also, the air conditioning in the church was a blessing. My poor head was still pounding.
12:00 PM - Coffee Quest: This is serious business. The hotel coffee was…lacking. Went on a quest to find the perfect Greek coffee. Tried several cafes, each with a slightly different brewing method and level of foamy perfection. Found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place that did it right. Strong, muddy, and exactly what my soul needed. Sipped it slowly, enjoying the buzz and watching the world go by.
1:00 PM - The Castle of Thessaloniki (and the View That Almost Made Me Cry): Taking a bus/taxi to the Ano Poli, the upper town of Thessaloniki, is a must. It's old, cool, and the views are the stuff of legend. The castle itself is kinda cool, a reminder of the city's tumultuous past, but the view from the top… Oh, the view. The whole city, spread out below, glittering in the sunlight, snappable photos with the cityscape. I felt something inside, a mix of awe, gratitude and sheer, unadulterated joy. I can honestly say that the castle and the view were a highlight of my trip to Greece.
3:00 PM - Lunch: Another Gyro and maybe some more greek Salad. Never getting tired of it!
4:00 PM - More Wandering, More Discoveries: Walked through the streets of the upper town, got lost again (surprise!), and discovered some tiny alleyways with hidden cafes and art galleries. It's the kind of place where every corner holds a surprise.
6:00 PM - Beach Time: The beach is really hot. I didn't spend too long there, but I did dip my toes into the water.
7:00 PM - Dinner and a Repeat Performance (Maybe): Went back to the same taverna from last night because the food was SO GOOD. Debating the ouzo again… hmm. Wish me luck!
9:00 PM – Early night. I’m tired!
Day 3: Farewell, Thessaloniki, or the "Don't Forget to Leave Your Heart Here" Edition
9:00 AM - Breakfast (More Coffee): The final breakfast. Tried to savor it, despite the slight sadness. Coffee, croissants, and the quiet acknowledgement that I was going to miss this city.
10:00 AM - Final Souvenir Hunt and Emotional Rollercoaster: Okay, time to buy some souvenirs! Wandered around the market, browsing for presents and trying not to get overwhelmed. Found a beautiful ceramic bowl that I'll definitely break accidentally in a week. Felt a wave of melancholy wash over me. I'd fallen in love with Thessaloniki and now I have to leave it.
12:00 PM - Last Gyro and a Tearful Farewell: One last gyro. Just to be sure. Stood there, savoring the flavor, knowing this was the end. Okay, maybe a tear did escape. Just a little one.
1:00 PM Departure: Taxi to the airport. The flight? Delayed, of course. But who cares? I have the memories, the gyros and the ouzo-soaked stories. Until next time, Thessaloniki. You glorious, chaotic, captivating city. You’ve stolen a piece of my heart.
Things to Note:
- Getting Lost is Part of the Fun: Seriously. Embrace it.
- Learn a Few Basic Greek Phrases: It'll make a difference.
- Ouzo is a Siren Song. Resist if You Must (But Probably Don't): Proceed with caution!
- Enjoy Every Moment: Because, seriously, Thessaloniki is amazing.
- Don't forget the sunscreen!
This, my friends, is the true Thessaloniki experience. Messy, imperfect, and filled with a love for life that will stay with you long
Escape to Paradise: Riverside Resort Richmond (MI) Awaits!
So, what *is* this "FAQ" thing, anyway? And why am I being subjected to it?
Ugh, right off the bat, the existential questions. Okay, okay... A "Frequently Asked Questions" page. Imagine that. It's supposed to be a helpful little guide, answering the questions that people, you know, *frequently* ask. And you're here because... well, I guess someone thought you *needed* to be. Maybe by force? *Dramatic pause*. Anyway, it usually has to do with some topic that people get confused about, and in this case, it's... well, things. I'm sure you get the gist.
Okay, fine. But why is this FAQ so... disorganized? It’s all over the place!
Disorganized? Honey, you're looking at the *essence* of humanity right here. Life's messy. I'm messy. This FAQ is just reflecting the beautiful chaos of reality. Besides, if it was *too* streamlined, wouldn't it be a little…suspect? Like a robot wrote it. And trust me, nobody wants that. If things are organized as well, they'll get sorted through.
What's the most common question people ask, in your opinion? And how do you answer it?
That's a tough one, but I reckon it's something along the lines of, "Is any of this real?" Because seriously, sometimes I wonder. And my answer? Well, it depends. Sometimes I go for the philosophical spiel, weaving tales of the universe and the illusory nature of reality. Other times? I shrug, grab a coffee, and say, "Who cares? Enjoy the ride!" Seriously, what else can you do?
Alright, fine, I get it. But what about actual *problems*? What if I have a real, specific issue?
Okay, okay, fair point. Let's say you're wrestling with... let's go with a broken heart. A real, messy, soul-crushing broken heart. Ugh, I *hate* those. Because then you start going nuts from sadness. I’ve been there, done that, got the t-shirt (it's covered in tears, by the way). So, what do you do? Well, first, you let yourself feel it. Cry. Eat ice cream (the whole pint, don't judge). Listen to those cheesy heartbreak songs. Get it ALL out. It's a necessary evil. Then, slowly, *very* slowly, you start picking up the pieces. Find some friends. Do some art. Take a long walk. Rebuild.
What's the most embarrassing situation you've ever been in? Come on, spill the tea!
Oh, the tea is *boiling*, my friend. Okay, so there was this time… Ugh, okay, I'll just say it. Picture this: a packed auditorium, a fancy gala, me, giving a speech. Feeling good, confident, all that jazz. Mid-sentence, BOOM. My zipper on my pants decided it was done with the whole pants situation. And down it went. Right in front of everyone. I swear, I could hear the collective gulp. The horror! The mortification! I froze, then stammered some nonsense about “architectural design.” (Don’t ask.). I think I turned three shades of red. I scurried offstage, mortified, and hid in the bathroom for a solid hour. The worst part? Someone took a picture. I still shudder thinking about it. Let's just say, I now double-check my attire *very* carefully before any public appearances.
Okay, that's… intense. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
This is a different story. Hmm. Probably a few things. Actually, getting to see the world. I mean, truly *seeing* it, not just looking at it through a screen. The first time I saw the ocean... I just stood there, mesmerized. The vastness, the power, the smell of salt…it just overwhelmed me. It made me realize how small I am, how insignificant. Also, meeting those people that changed my life for the better. Those are good memories.
What do you do when you're feeling uninspired or stuck?
Oh, the writer's block blues. Been there, got the t-shirt. And the pen. And the empty notebook, mocking me. I try to just *do* something. Anything. Clean the house (that doesn't work, I just end up staring at dust bunnies). Go for a walk. Read a book. Talk to someone. Sometimes, I just give myself permission to be unproductive and just...exist. Eventually, the ideas bubble up, sometimes. It's a waiting game, unfortunately.
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ugh, this is a loaded question, right? There's so much I *want* to change. Cruelty. Ignorance. But if I had to pick just one? Probably the way we treat each other. The lack of empathy, the ease with which we judge and dismiss. If we could all just… try to understand each other a little better. It might make things better. It's a long shot, I know. But a girl can dream, can't she?
What's something you're really, really bad at?
Keeping secrets. I’m the worst. Like, ask me to keep a surprise, and I'll spill the beans faster than you can say "oops." It's a curse. My face is an open book. I'll try to look nonchalant, but my eyes just give the whole thing away. Seriously, don't trust me with your secrets, unless you want the whole world to know. Also, time management. I'm always late. Always. Sorry in advance.
So, what's the point of all this, anyway?
