All At Jazz Makati: Manila's Hottest Night Out!
All At Jazz Makati: My Night (and Morning After) - A Review That’s Got Some Jazz
Okay, buckle up buttercups, 'cause I just stumbled out of All At Jazz Makati, and my brain is still trying to… well, jazz itself back together. This place… it's an experience. And not always a perfect one, mind you. Let's dive in, shall we? (Deep breath).
Accessibility & Stuff (Before the Jazz Even Starts)
First things first: Accessibility. I'm not personally in a wheelchair, but I poked around for you, dear readers. The elevator is a godsend, especially if you’re on a higher floor – though I did hear someone grumble it could be a tad slow. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is a good start, but honestly, I'd love a detailed breakdown on exactly what that entails. More transparency, guys! CCTV in common areas and outside the property is reassuring, along with a 24-hour front desk and security. All good. But I'm also thinking, how's the ramp situation to get in to the main areas? It matters!
Internet: Because We Live in the Future
Internet access – wireless is everywhere - you can hop on the FREE Wi-Fi in all rooms… but that doesn't do the trick if you need to use Internet access - LAN. I'm told it exists, I didn't use it, I'm a wireless gal. The speed? Pretty decent. Enough to upload a million selfies.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because Pandemic Life)
Okay, so…this is important. All At Jazz seems to be taking this seriously. They shout about Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere. They're also offering Room sanitization opt-out available which is cool. Staff trained in safety protocol is comforting, but I still gave everything a wipe-down. I'm a germophobe in a jazz lover's body, and I don't care who knows it. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items are great, hand sanitizer everywhere, and physical distancing of at least 1 meter seems to be in place, though it’s a little trickier when the band gets going. The doctor/nurse on call is a nice touch, and they have a first aid kit. Whew!
The Fun Stuff: Dining, Drinking, and (Hopefully) Sleeping
Alright, this is where things get… interesting.
Food, Glorious Food!
The restaurants are a bar in the evening and a breakfast buffet in the morning (or an Asian breakfast if you want a change). The restaurants features International cuisine, and the Asian cuisine in restaurant, there are desserts in restaurant, and coffee/tea in restaurant. There is also a breakfast service. You can order a la carte in restaurant. The bottle of water is a godsend when I wake up! I don't think I saw the salad in restaurant, but I did see some soup in restaurant and there is a coffee shop. Happy hour gets…well, happy. I saw a tiny snack bar, but mostly it's about the booze.
My Own Dinner Dilemma (My Very Own Stream of Consciousness) I ordered room service late that night, well early morning. They have room service [24-hour] and breakfast in room. I went for something simple, then I tried to order some fries, but they didn't have any! I mean, what? That's just wrong. And then I realized I could use the alternative meal arrangement, because they do, at least, have it on the menu. Then there was that moment, the band was playing, and I realized the bottle of water was the thing, I was dying of thirst!
Relaxation… Is That a Thing Here?
Okay, so here's a real mix. They've got a Fitness center, a Pool with view, a Spa, Spa/sauna, and a Swimming pool. But… I didn't get to any of it. The lure of the stage, the drinks, the… well, okay, I’ll be honest, I was too busy being a jazz junkie.
Things to Do (Besides the Obvious)
Beyond the stage, I'm not so sure. It’s all about the jazz scene, people! There's a terrace, so you can sit outside and… what? Contemplate life after a triple shot of espresso and a sax solo? There is a shrine – I didn’t see it – and meeting/banquet facilities. But my heart belongs firmly to the music.
Rooms: The Morning After Isn’t Always Pretty
The Available in all rooms lists are impressive. My room had Air conditioning, thank goodness. The Bathrobes and slippers were a luxurious touch. The Air conditioning in rooms was a savior, and I used the complimentary tea. The free bottled water was a blessing. Blackout curtains are key, let me tell you. The bed? Comfy enough. The coffee/tea maker got a serious workout in the morning after. Daily housekeeping: I had a little mess. I found the safe box which was good. The mirror was very useful. The soundproofing – well, I could still hear the band, but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing. The shower was ok, but the shower was a bit cramped. Now, I will mention again the mini-bar: well I'm not going to lie, I used it! The hair dryer did what it should, the alarm clock worked so I didn't lose it too much, and the linens felt good. And I used the refrigerator. I'm not sure about the additional toilet, because it was a regular one. The Satellite/cable channels?? Who watches TV when there’s jazz?!
Services and Conveniences (The Boring, But Necessary, Bits)
They've got a Concierge, a Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, and Doorman. There is Dry cleaning, but I didn’t use it, and laundry service. The Elevator is essential. There is a convenience store, gift/souvenir shop. Invoices provided and a luggage storage. And most importantly, cash withdrawal. I did not see the convenience store! The car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site].
For the Kids (I Don't Have Any, But I Saw Some…)
There are Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities. I didn't see much of the "kids" stuff.
Getting Around (Because Eventually, You Have to Leave)
The airport transfer seems like a good idea, especially after a late night. They also offer a taxi service and valet parking.
My Verdict: Jazz, Yes. Perfection, No.
All At Jazz Makati is a whirlwind. It's not perfect. It's a little rough around the edges, and sometimes things just don't quite click. But the music! The MUSIC! It's soulful. It's electric. It's what you go for. The rest? Well, it’s part of the package. Be prepared for a good time, embrace the chaos, and bring your dancing shoes.
My Target Audience: The Weekend Warriors, the Night Owls
This place is screaming for the "Let's Do This!" crowd. The couples, The Girls/Guys Night Out crowd, the adventure seeking type. Someone looking for a good party, but also a comfortable crash pad.
My Persuasive Offer (Because I Need You to Book This Now!)
Headline: Escape the Mundane: Book Your Night of Jazz & Joy at All At Jazz Makati! (And Get Ready to Swing!)
Body:
Tired of the same old routine? Craving a night (or three!) of electrifying live music, delicious drinks, and a vibe that’ll lift your soul? All At Jazz Makati is calling your name!
Imagine this: You, bathed in the warm glow of the stage, surrounded by a sophisticated crowd, grooving to the rhythm of Manila's hottest jazz musicians. Sip on expertly crafted cocktails, fuel up with delicious International cuisine, and let the music carry you away.
But wait, there’s more! (We’re practically giving away the farm!)
- Unbeatable Location: Smack-dab in the heart of Makati, everything is at your fingertips.
- Stay in Style: Step into our sleek and modern rooms, offering all the comforts you need: Free Wi-Fi, comfy beds, and all the amenities you can dream of.
- Safety & Security: We’ve got you covered, ensuring you can relax and enjoy the music: Strict cleaning protocols, with measures in place.
- The ultimate experience: With our daily live music
Alright, here we go. All At Jazz Makati, Manila… a whirlwind of notes scribbled on a crumpled napkin kind of itinerary. Buckle up buttercups, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Pre-Trip Shenanigans (aka, the scramble and the panic)
Days Before: Okay, so I booked this thing. Which, let's be honest, was probably fuelled by too much caffeine and a desperate need to escape the soul-crushing routine of my everyday existence. Flights? Check (fingers crossed they actually take off). Hotel? All At Jazz Makati, sounded cool, right? Photos looked sexy, promised live music… and, hey, a little luxury after a month of instant noodles and questionable life choices. Packing… still a work in progress. My suitcase looks like a crime scene. Someone send help (and maybe a matching pair of socks).
The Day Before: Disaster. I forgot to pack my noise-cancelling headphones. The HORROR. How am I supposed to survive a 12-hour flight with screaming babies and the incessant hum of the plane without them? Cue the internal meltdown. Resorted to frantically searching online for a cheap, passable pair. Found some, but they look like they were designed by a committee of toddlers using only glitter and safety scissors. Pray for me.
The All At Jazz Makati Musical Mayhem: A Diary (Almost) Never Meant to Be Shared
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, What Have I Done?" Moment
Morning (or what felt like morning after the red-eye): Landed in Manila. Humidity hit me like a wet, warm blanket. Instantly regretted everything. Traffic was a nightmare. The taxi driver looked like he'd seen a ghost (and maybe he had). Negotiating a fair price felt like an Olympic sport. Finally arrive at All At Jazz, bleary-eyed and covered in a fine sheen of sweat. The lobby looked fantastic, though. Sleek, modern, a good start.
Afternoon: Check-in. The room… actually not too bad. Clean, with a decent view. Small mercies. Unpacked (mostly, let's be real). Tried to take a nap but the jetlag was brutal. Eventually, gave up and went down to the lobby for a coffee. The people watching was amazing. Manila is a city of vibrant chaos, and I was instantly drawn into the energy
Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Ordered something vaguely resembling chicken. It arrived. It was, well, edible. The band started playing. Jazz! Glorious, soulful jazz. I'm instantly transported. Life is good. For the first time since arriving, I felt I'd made the right choice. The saxophone player was incredible. His face contorted with passion as he played. I forgot all the hassles of the day. The music did the trick.
Night: One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer. The band was still jamming. Seriously talented musicians. Feeling a bit tipsy, I started chatting with a few other guests. A couple from Germany, a solo traveler from Australia… and a guy who looked perpetually lost. It was a scene. We traded stories, laughter, and recommendations for other bars. Fell asleep way too late.
Day 2: The Search for Authentic Adobo and a Deep Dive into Music
Morning (feeling less than fresh): Breakfast. Seriously, it was almost as good as the coffee. Started my day off with a traditional Filipino breakfast. Eggs, rice, and longanisa. Decent start to the day.
Afternoon: Quest for Adobo. Decided to venture out into the Makati streets. I needed to find authentic Filipino food. Was told the best Adobo was not at my hotel. I asked around the neighbourhood. "Where's the best Adobo around here?" I asked. The locals pointed me in the direction of a small, unassuming eatery a few blocks away. Oh, the Adobo was heavenly!
Evening: Back to All At Jazz. The music was a big draw to me. Heard a jazz trio. The pianist was exceptional. The bassist was an island of calm. The drummer. Oh, the drummer! He wasn't your average rhythm keeper. He was sculpting the sound, pushing the boundaries, making the music soar! I completely lost myself again, swayed in my seat, feeling a deep connection to the music. Absolutely mesmerizing, truly.
Night: Rambled slightly tipsy in the lobby. More people watching, more conversations. More Jazz!
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Blues (and Blues Music)
Morning: Goodbye. The hotel lobby. The great musicians. The people. Packing up. My suitcase is somehow even messier than when I unpacked it.
Afternoon: Breakfast. Sad departure. All At Jazz. But I have the memories. And the music. I had to say goodbye to the staff. Farewell. I was sure I'd be back.
Evening: Flight time. Last call to the gate. The inevitable post-holiday blues. But the music. It will never be forgotten.
Post-Trip Thoughts (aka, the Aftermath)
- The Good: All At Jazz Makati delivered on its promises. Wonderful music, decent hotel, welcoming staff.
- The Bad: The traffic. The jetlag. The fact that I ate way too much street food and might be regretting it later.
- The Ugly: My unpacking (Still hasn't happened).
Would I go back? Absolutely. Maybe next time I'll remember my noise-cancelling headphones. And maybe I'll finally learn to embrace the chaos. Manila, you magnificent, messy beast, you've got a hold of me!
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Alright, picture this: you're stuck at a dinner party, trying to make polite conversation with your weird uncle who *definitely* watches too much cable news. This is sort of like that, except instead of lukewarm mashed potatoes, you get... well, actual information, but marinated in my brain-juice. It's a frequently asked questions page, I guess, but filtered through the lens of a slightly unhinged, over-thinker. So, yeah, expect tangents, and maybe a few existential breakdowns. You've been warned.
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Okay, deep breaths. So, at its core, [Topic] is... Well, it's complicated. See, you get into [Elaborate briefly, not perfectly, at the topic]. Now, this is where things get tricky. Because, you have [Add more information]. Seriously, I'd need a whole different FAQ to cover *that*! The important thing to remember is... it's a thing. A big, complicated, sometimes frustrating thing.
Is [Topic] for me?
Hmmm... That's a loaded question, isn't it? Let's be real: Only *you* can truly answer that. But, I'll give you my incredibly biased, totally subjective opinion. If you are [Give a few potential positive reasons]. But if [Give a few potential negative reasons. Be honest and slightly self-deprecating]. Okay, so if you're easily frustrated, probably not. If you like a challenge? Maybe. But honestly? I would rather just say yes.
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Alright, here's the part where I actually try to be helpful. (Insert nervous laugh here). First things first, DON'T do what I did. (I blundered into my initial experience!) Instead, I'd suggest [Step 1, simple and direct]. Like, seriously, don't overthink this. Then [Step 2, build on the first step]. And, oh, for the love of all that is holy, avoid [A common mistake]. I learned that one the hard way. Trust me on that one. Then, after that, just... [Step 3, the real-world application]. You got this!
What resources do you recommend?
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What are some of the common misconceptions about [Topic]?
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