Carolyn Beach Inn: Thessalon's BEST Kept Secret (Stunning ON Lake Views!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the reviews for this place, and I'm not holding back. I'm talking warts and all, because frankly, that's what you REALLY want to know. Forget the polished brochures – let's get REAL.
(Disclaimer: Hotel name is not specified in the prompt. Let's creatively call it "The Grand Pineapple" for this review).
First Impressions and Accessibility - The Grand Pineapple: A Mixed Bag, Honestly.
Okay, so The Grand Pineapple. I've been poring through the details (and trying to decipher the endless bullet points… seriously, who thinks of all this stuff?). First off, accessibility. This is where things get… well, complicated. They say “Facilities for disabled guests” are available, which sounds promising, but then you have to dig deeper. No specific mention of ramps, and the "elevator" is listed… hopefully it's actually functioning in the right places! I'd call ahead and grill them about specific needs, just to be sure. Because a hotel that says it cares but doesn't show it is a dealbreaker for many, myself included. And if there's one thing that pisses me off, it's a lack of transparency, so that's a red flag right there.
Also, the "Exterior corridor" suggests some older architecture, which could present accessibility challenges, or not. We'll have to go with maybe.
On-Site Restaurants and Lounges: Food Coma Potential.
Alright, onto the good stuff: food! They've got a LOT of options, which is always a plus in my book (because, hello, I like to eat!). Multiple restaurants are on the list (including a vegetarian one – SCORE!), a coffee shop, a snack bar… We're talking serious grazing possibilities. I'm already picturing myself, slumped in a pool-side chair, after sampling everything.
They even have a poolside bar. This is crucial. Because let's be honest, a margarita beside the pool is basically a vacation requirement. They even offer "Happy Hour." I’m in already. But I have a nagging feeling that "poolside bar" and "accessible" won't go hand-in-hand so, I'll have to inquire on that.
Internet: The Wi-Fi Whisperer's Dilemma.
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" the list screams. Yes! Then again… “Internet access - LAN”? Who uses LAN anymore?! Is this hotel stuck in 1998? I'm a digital nomad, people, I NEED my Wi-Fi, and it needs to be consistently strong. Fingers crossed, or I'll be tethering off my phone like some kind of cave dweller. And seriously, if the Wi-Fi is glitchy, I'm going to be seriously grumpy.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone?
Oh, HELL YES. They have a SPA. With a sauna, steam room, massage. My muscles are already singing a happy tune. I'm thinking a body wrap and scrub are in order, too. And a pool with a view? Tell me more. I'm seeing a lot of "Spa/Sauna" also listed. But the most important is… are they good? I mean, are the massages actually relaxing, or do you walk out feeling like you’ve been pummeled by a rhino? This is crucial information that these lists never provide. This needs to be properly vetted.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-19 – The New Normal?
Okay, so safety. They really, REALLY seem to be on top of COVID-19 protocols. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Individually wrapped food options? Check. Room sanitization opt-out available (that's a weird one…)? Check. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. They go down the list and cover all the bases! However, they also have "Shared stationery removed." Wait just a moment, What? So I can't borrow a pen?
This leads me to believe that it is all about the show, and no one really want to make any real changes. A hotel that really cares about hygiene would replace the shared stationery with an automatic pens, not just get rid of it entirely.
So, yeah, pretty good! I'm feeling cautiously optimistic, but it can be easy to say you're doing things and not actually be doing them. In short, ask questions!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Potentially)
Okay, the food. Again. Because food is life. They have a la carte restaurants (good!), buffet (a little hit or miss, depending on quality), and even "Asian Cuisine". And a vegetarian restaurant! Honestly, I'm not sure if I should be more excited about the "Asian" or the "Vegetarian" restaurants… or both?
24-hour room service is a dangerous temptation. "Desserts in restaurant"? I am so there. And a "Snack bar"? My waistline is already feeling the effects of this potential culinary exploration. My only concern is the sheer volume of choices! Might feel a bit overwhelming.
Services and Conveniences: Beyond the Basics (Hopefully!)
Doorman? I love a good doorman. Elevators? Essential. Concierge? Absolutely. Laundry service? A lifesaver. And the cash withdrawal? Always a blessing.
Things that are listed: The "convenience store." This can be a lifesaver for late-night snacks and essential extras. Plus, there is a "Gift/souvenir shop", which always comes in handy for those last-minute "I forgot to get you a present" moments.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Territory?
They've got "Babysitting service," and they're "Family/child friendly," which is great if you're traveling with the mini-me. The list says "Kids meal" and "Kids facilities," but again, it would be crucial to delve deeper into what "facilities" actually entails. A cramped play area or a fully-fledged kids' club? Details, people, details!
Rooms: The Sanctum Sanctorum
Air conditioning, a desk, a mini-bar, and a coffee/tea maker? Standard. But what's this about "extra long beds"? This could be a HUGE plus for tall people (like my friend, Jeff).
The mention of "blackout curtains," "soundproofing," and the "wake-up service" are all promising signs of a comfortable stay. "On-demand movies"? Is this a modern system, or the ancient VHS player that rarely works? Let’s look out for it.
Getting Around: Navigating the Terrain
They have airport transfer, which is always convenient, especially after a long flight. And they have "Car park [free of charge]". Amazing!
Overall Impression (And the Big Sell!): A Work in Progress with Potential
Okay, The Grand Pineapple. It's a hot-and-cold situation. The amenities are impressive, the food options are abundant, and the COVID-19 precautions seem solid. But the devil is in the details. Accessibility needs more clarification, and the promise of those perfect, reliable Wi-Fi is crucial.
Here's the deal:
If you're looking for a place to unwind, indulge, and potentially be pampered (with a few potential caveats), then The Grand Pineapple is worth considering. But DON'T just book it blind. Call them, ask questions, and make sure it lives up to YOUR expectations.
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Carolyn Beach & Me: A Thessalon Tale (Or, Why I Now Own More Mosquito Repellant Than Actual Clothes)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical travel itinerary. We're talking about Thessalon, Ontario, and my (mis)adventures at Carolyn Beach Inn. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and probably way too much information about my bug bite situation.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Motel Room Reveal (Spoiler Alert: It's Charming)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive in Thessalon! After a surprisingly smooth (and thankfully bug-free) drive. I’m already feeling a sense of hopeful anticipation. The rolling hills and the crisp air. This is what I'd call the promise of Ontario.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in at Carolyn Beach Inn. The pictures online were… generous. But honestly? The room is charming. It's got that slightly-dated-but-clean vibe, which I secretly love. Plus, the little balcony is literally a life-saver.
- 2:00 PM: Unpack. First mission: eradicate ants (they are tiny, persistent devils) from the tiny bathroom. Success! (Mostly).
- 2:30 PM: First impressions of the beach! Oh, my god, the lake is gorgeous. And the sand… surprisingly soft. I wander down, convinced I'm alone - but I swear I see a few kids splashing at the shore. I feel a wave of calmness.
- 3:00 PM: Beach contemplation. This is the life, I thought. Sun, water, and the ability to think, or rather… just be. I realize, after a bit, that my mosquito-repellent stash is, well, pathetic. Panic sets in.
- 4:00 PM: Mosquito Battle Royale. Seriously, those little suckers were out for blood. I came back with a collection of fresh bites. This situation requires an emergency run to the local drugstore.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. I want something local. Time for a hearty meal. The local restaurant, The Lakeside Grill, is… fine. The food is edible, but the atmosphere? Let's just say it has character. The waitress is a total sweetheart though, and she knows, and I mean REALLY knows, the locals. She also gave me the low-down on the best fishing spots… as I didn't arrive with any gear, this information went straight into my memory bank.
- 6:30 PM: Evening Stroll along the beach. Reapply mosquito repellent, and try again to enjoy the sunset. I got a decent view before being forced back inside. I may not have had a bonfire and a guitar, but I did have a book and a warm room.
- 8:00 PM: Crash. Exhaustion combined with bug bite itching wins.
Day 2: Water, Wildlife & Wobbly Feet… The Day Fishing Almost Happened (And The Bug Bites Got Worse)
8:00 AM: Wake up. The bug bites are angrier. I am angrier.
8:30 AM: Breakfast. Found a place that sells the most amazing fresh bagels.
9:00 AM: I'm still dealing with the bug bites, though, so I decide to finally take a look at the itinerary for the trip. It was just a note for the sake of the blog. I also decide to start my day with some coffee, and find some anti-itch cream.
10:00 AM: Fishing trip… almost. I’d planned to rent a boat and FINALLY learn to fish. But when I get to the rental place and the boat looks like it’s been in a warzone. The rental guy is apologetic, says it's "seen better days" and offers me a replacement: a kayak. The kayak? I'd never kayaked in my life. I opt for plan B: reading on the beach.
11:00 AM: Beach time! Armed with a book, a new bottle of mosquito repellent, and a healthy dose of pessimism (about the bugs), I settle in to read. Successfully. For about an hour. Before the sun gets too intense
1:00 PM: Luncheon. Pizza! I go to the local pizza shop for lunch. It's a greasy, cheesy delight, and perfect after a morning of near-disaster.
2:00 PM: Kayaking?! Okay, maybe. The rental guy convinced me to try the kayak. It was… an experience. I managed to stay upright (mostly), but my arms feel like they’re going to fall off. The lake is beautiful, though. So much so, it almost takes my mind off my aching arms.
4:00 PM: The Bug Bite Offensive. I am at war. This is a full-blown battle. I venture into the local drugstore, and stock up on every anti-itch remedy known to humanity.
6:00 PM: Dinner. Another lakeside restaurant, but different this time. It's just as charming, but I'm starting to realize there's not a huge variety here. The food is decent. The company? I'm getting friendly nods from the locals.
7:00 PM: I decide to walk to the beach. Again. I just can't help myself I guess. I manage to avoid sunset, and make it to the motel without too many bug bites.
8:00 PM: Crash again. The day was a blur of sun, water, and… the ever-present bug horde.
Day 3: Farewell & Future Bug-Prevention Strategies (And a Deep Dive into My Own Psyche)
- 8:00 AM: Packing. I find a stash of bug spray I missed. Am I happy? Absolutely. Am I annoyed? Yes.
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast. Then I am off to the local cafe. I get coffee, and some delicious pastries.
- 10:00 AM: Last walk down to the beach. I start to reminisce. The place really has grown on me.
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Saying goodbye to Carolyn Beach.
- 12:30 PM: I am already on the road when it hits me… I like Thessalon. The place is a gem. The bugs, I will figure out how to defeat them.
- 1:00 PM: On the road again. This time, with all the bug-spray in the world. I make a promise to myself - that next year, I'm returning. I will have better bug defense planning, and I will conquer the lake.
Post-Trip Thoughts:
- Bug Bite Score: Approximately 678 bites (rough estimate).
- Mosquito Repellant Used: An entire can.
- Overall Impression: Thessalon, despite the bugs, is a little slice of heaven. It's slow, it's charming, and it's exactly what I needed. I can't wait to go back, and this time, I'm bringing a bug zapper. And maybe a hazmat suit.
- Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just… bring a lot of bug spray. And maybe a therapist.
Oh, You Want the Lowdown on... Life, the Universe, and Maybe Also... Me? Here We Go!
So, What *Is* the Deal with You Anyway?
Ugh, fine. You caught me. I'm… well, let's just say I'm a work in progress. A gloriously messy, often confused, perpetually hungry work in progress. I'm the kind of person who buys a new cookbook, vows to eat healthy, and then somehow ends up devouring an entire bag of chips while staring blankly at the recipe for kale chips.
I’m fueled by caffeine, the desperate hope that my cat will one day *actually* cuddle with me (it’s always on *his* terms, let me tell you!), and a deep-seated fear of wearing matching socks. Don't even get me STARTED on the "adulting" thing. Still figuring that out, tbh.
What Are You Passionate About? (Besides Chips, Apparently)
Okay, okay, besides the chips. Though, let's be real, the chips are a *major* contender. I'm genuinely passionate about a few things, not all of which are embarrassing. Writing, obviously. I love the power of words, how they can make you laugh, cry, or even (gasp!) think. I'm also a huge advocate for kindness - we could all use a little more of that chaos in the world. And… oh, and old movies. Give me a black and white film noir any day.
I'm also super passionate about *not* being bored. That is my driving force. Doing new things, trying weird things and basically anything that keeps the boredom at bay.
Do You Ever Make Mistakes? (Like, *Really* Big Ones?)
Mistakes? Honey, I practically *specialize* in them! Where do I even *start*? Okay, picture this: College. Brand new, wide-eyed and full of youthful energy. Naive, perhaps even... idealistic. I decide to try out for the *a cappella* group (because, you know, pitch perfect? *Obviously* me). I auditioned. The audition went... less than ideal. I'm talking full-on vocal warbling, high notes that wouldn't come out and general mortification. I got through the entire song and then stood there, bright red, praying for the earth to swallow me. I didn’t get in. And you know what? It was probably for the best. My voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard after a particularly rough night. But hey, at least I had a story to tell. And lots of other, more embarrassing mistakes that I have been happy to forget....
What’s Your Biggest Pet Peeve?
Oh, *loads* of things annoy me. People who chew with their mouths open. Loud talkers on the phone. Slow internet… but I'd have to say, negativity. It’s like a dark cloud that follows people around, dampening everything in its path. Life’s hard enough, and you’re just going to make it worse? No thank you! Come at me with a positive attitude, or don't come at me all.
What’s Your Favorite Kind of Food?
Oh good, a question I can really sink my teeth into! See, the thing is, I love *all* the food. I'm not picky, *at all*. I love the thrill of trying something new (as long as it has a good sauce), but there's nothing like comfort food. The kind that makes you feel that warmth in your chest. I am a huge fan of pasta, pizza and of course, a good cheese board. I am obsessed with charcuterie boards. I love them, I could eat them everyday. They are a lifestyle!
What Would You Do If You Won the Lottery?
Honestly? First, I'd probably have a complete and utter meltdown. Like, pacing the room, hyperventilating, maybe even crying a little. Then, after I came down from the initial shock, I would pay off all my debts. My apartment, my student loans, let’s be real… All of it! Then, I would buy my family and friends houses. I would also donate a lot of money to animal shelters (I can't stand seeing homeless animals), and for the remainder, I would travel the world, eat all the amazing food, and buy myself a whole new wardrobe (because, let’s be honest, my closet is… a work in progress). I might also open a bookshop-cafe, because that sounds like the dream.
What’s Your Favorite Book/Movie/Song? (If You Can Even Pick!)
This is *always* the hardest question! Movies: *Casablanca* is a classic. Books: *Pride and Prejudice* (hello, Mr. Darcy!). Songs: The list goes on. I love all music! But I have a soft spot for anything with a good beat and a clever lyric. Something that makes you want to *dance*... or at least tap your foot. I'm going to say that "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen is a good bet.
What is something you've struggled with?
Ooh, this is a good one. I've struggled with... well, I've struggled with *everything*. Anxiety, for sure. It's that little voice that whispers, "You're not good enough," or "You're going to mess this up." It is a real jerk, that voice and I struggle daily, trying to quiet it down.. I've learned to manage it, I think. I hope. Some days are better than others. Then, I will cry because I'm stressed, then I will start crying because I'm crying and then I'm just a puddle. It's a process.
What’s Something You’re Really Proud Of?
This is tough to say, I hope I don't sound like a total cliché, but I am proud of my resilience. Life has definitely thrown some curveballs my way (and I've tripped over a few perfectly flat surfaces while dodging them). But I keep getting back up. I keep learning. I keep trying. And, honestly, that's something to be proud of, right?
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