Bali's Hidden Gem: Dewata Homestay - Unbelievable Prices!
Bali's Hidden Gem: Dewata Homestay - Unbelievable Prices! - (My Honest, Messy, and Utterly Unfiltered Review!)
Okay, buckle up, because I just got back from Dewata Homestay in Bali, and honestly? I'm still recovering. Not from the jungle trek, or the Bintang-induced haze, but from the sheer value of the place. Seriously, "unbelievable prices" isn't just marketing fluff. It's a damn warning. You'll be convinced you're being ripped off… until you realize you’re the one profiting!
(Disclaimer: I'm not a robot. I'm a real person, with real opinions, and a real penchant for messy reviews. So, here we go!)
Accessibility: Did I Drag My Suitcase Up 100 Steps?
Now, I'm not going to lie. My knees are ancient. So, the first thing I did was check the accessibility. Website showed "Facilities for disabled guests"… Well, on site you'll find… well, there's a fair amount of stairs. Maybe not a "level playing field" for everyone. But, within Bali, you're going to encounter similar challenges everywhere.
Wheelchair accessible: Nope. But the staff? They are amazing. Willing to help in any way, shape, or form.
Getting There – The Pre-Adventure Adventure:
- Airport transfer: YES! Thank God, the airport in Denpasar is a chaotic ballet of taxis and scooters. Dewata's driver? A godsend. Smooth ride, AC blasting, and a friendly face to welcome you to Paradise (or at least, the edge of it).
- Taxi service: Available, obviously. Bali's crawling with them.
- Car park [free of charge]: Bonus points! We could park the scooters out front. A life saver in a city where parking is a constant game of Tetris.
The "Inside": Rooms, Glorious Rooms (And a Few Minor Quirks!)
Let's get real. You're not paying thousands a night. But! You get a ton of stuff.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yep.
- Cleanliness is top-notch: Absolutely. They don't miss a speck of dust.
- Air conditioning: Essential. Bali is a furnace.
- Free Wi-Fi: In all rooms! And it works. Mostly. Sometimes. (Hey, it's Bali! Internet is a fickle beast.)
- Internet access – wireless: Yes.
- Internet access – LAN: Yes.
- Air conditioning in public area: Naturally.
- Extra long bed: Bliss. I’m tall and I could stretch out without my feet dangling off the end.
- Non-smoking rooms: Crucial (Unless you're in the designated smoking area - which there is one).
- Private bathroom: Standard.
- Refrigerator: Perfect for stashing Bintang and leftovers from the incredible restaurants.
- Coffee/tea maker: The morning saviour.
- Complimentary tea: Yes. And delicious.
- Daily housekeeping: Amazing.
- Free bottled water: Constantly replenished. Hydration is KEY.
- In-room safe box: Always a good shout given a trip to Bali.
- Alarm clock: I used my phone, because I like the feature-rich nature of setting multiple alarms.
- Mirror: You can see yourself.
- Desk: Good for catching up with business while relaxing.
- Soundproofing: It's good. I did not hear the neighbors next door.
- Wake-up service: Yes.
- Window that opens: Fresh air is your friend.
Here's the "Real" – The Minor Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect!)
- The "View": Not exactly a million-dollar vista. But, hey, you're in Bali! Go outside and look at the damn palm trees!
- The Bathroom: Clean, but not spa-level. But, with good water and toilet paper provided, this is still a win.
- The Soundproofing It is functional enough for me to give it a passing grade.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Food Coma Incoming!
- Restaurants: Multiple.
- Asian and International Cuisine: Yes! I'm not a super fussy eater, and I loved the variety.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: You bet.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A decent spread. Eggs, toast, fruit, and the all-important Nasi Goreng.
- Breakfast service: In the restaurant.
- Poolside bar: Yep. Gotta have your Bintang by the pool.
- Snack bar: For the mid-afternoon cravings.
- Room service [24-hour]: YES! Essential for those late-night hunger pangs.
- A la carte in restaurant: You bet.
- Bottle of water: You'll always be in good supply.
- Salad in restaurant: You bet.
- Soup in restaurant: You bet.
- Vegetarian restaurant: You bet.
- Dinner: You bet.
- Desserts in restaurant: You bet.
- Happy hour: You bet.
My Personal Highlight: The Pool with a View (And Me, Almost Drowning in Bliss)
Okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm a water baby. And the pool at Dewata Homestay? Stunning. The infinity edge looking out at the rice paddies? Pure Instagram gold. The water was the perfect temperature, not too cold, not too hot. I spent hours just floating, watching the clouds drift by, and feeling the sun on my skin, and just…bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I’m going to double down on this. I got slightly overconfident. The pool is deep, so I'll admit, getting out was a touch of a struggle, but hey, it gave me an extra reason to call for a cocktail at the Poolside bar.
This is what I loved.
Wellness & Relaxation (Because You Need It!)
So, what else could you want?
- Massage: Absolutely. A Balinese massage is a must. The staff? Magic hands.
- Spa: Available.
- Pool with view: Yes, as mentioned above.
- Gym/fitness: Yup, if you're the type. Me? Not so much.
- Sauna: For relaxing.
- Spa/sauna: Yes.
- Steamroom: Yes.
- Foot bath: A nice touch.
- Body scrub and body wrap: They're on offer.
Safety & Cleanliness – They Actually Care!
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Yes.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Absolutely.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: A plus.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Naturally.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Definitely.
- First aid kit: Essential.
- Fire extinguisher: Yes.
- Smoke alarms: Yes.
- Security [24-hour]: Yes.
Services and Conveniences - They've Thought of Everything!
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged everything.
- Currency exchange: Handy.
- Daily housekeeping: Heaven.
- Laundry service: A necessity after a week of humid adventures.
- Ironing service: For those fancy dinner dates.
- Luggage storage: Yes.
- Cash withdrawal: You bet.
- Food delivery: Yup.
For the Kids (Or the Kid in You!)
- Family/child friendly: Yes!
- Babysitting service: If you need it.
- Kids meal: Yes.
Internet (Because We're All Addicted)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES!
- Internet services: Yes.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Yes.
Things to Do – Beyond the Sun Lounger (If You Can Tear Yourself Away!)
- Near everything, you'll never be bored. The staff are happy to arrange everything.
The "Unbelievable Prices" - The Gut Punch of a Bargain (In a Good Way!)
Seriously. I checked my bank account. Twice. I was certain they'd made a mistake. The value you get for your money at Dewata Homestay is just…insane. You'll be pinching yourself, wondering if you're dreaming. And you'll probably be planning your return trip before you even check out.
The Takeaway:
If you're looking for luxury, five-star perfection, then maybe Dewata Homestay isn't exactly what you
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to Dewata Homestay in Bali. Forget your perfectly curated Insta-travel diaries, because this is gonna be a glorious mess. Here’s the itinerary, or what I think it'll be - because let's be real, plans in Bali are about as reliable as a Balinese cat trying to herd chickens.
Dewata Homestay: Bali - The Slightly Less-Planned Adventure
(Disclaimer: This isn't a blueprint, it's more of a…suggestion. Your mileage may vary. And probably will.)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (and Maybe Some Bintang)
- Morning (ish - probably late): Arrive at Denpasar Airport (DPS). The air hits you like a warm, humid hug. Or maybe it's a sweaty, crowded, "please-don't-get-my-luggage-stolen" kind of hug. Either way, it's Bali. The customs line? Expect to wait. Forever. Seriously, is it mandatory to have a staring contest with the immigration officer?
- Mid-morning (whenever luggage appears): Grab a (pre-booked, hopefully!) taxi to Dewata Homestay. Hope the driver doesn't try and turn into a Formula 1 racer. Seriously, the traffic…it's a life lesson in patience. Oh, and prepare for the scooter traffic. It's a ballet of chaos. Breathtakingly terrifying.
- Afternoon: Arrive at Dewata. Breathe a sigh of (slightly sweaty) relief. Check in. Pray the room is as advertised. Immediately scope out the Wi-Fi situation - a crucial survival skill.
- Late Afternoon (and possibly evening): Unpack. Complain about the lack of plugs. Locate the nearest warung (local eatery). Order something. Probably nasi goreng. Drink a bottle of Bintang beer. (Or three. Hey, jet lag is a B***. Also, I'm on vacation.)
- Evening: Contemplate the meaning of life while simultaneously swatting mosquitos. Realize you forgot bug spray. Facepalm. Maybe find a massage place nearby. Or just pass out from exhaustion. Both are valid options.
Day 2: The Rice Paddy Revelation (and a Near Disaster with a Scooter)
- Morning: Wake up. Probably sweating. Realize you forgot to close the mosquito net. Curse yourself. Drink the free Balinese coffee. It's strong. Really strong.
- Mid-Morning: Rent a scooter. (This is where things start getting…interesting.) Navigate the insane traffic (see Day 1).
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Head to the rice paddies! This is the "Instagram-worthy" part. I'm picturing myself perched on a rice terrace, bathed in golden sunlight, Zen-ing out. Reality: Probably sweating, stumbling on uneven ground, fighting off a swarm of midges. But still, BEAUTIFUL. Even with the minor imperfections. It's all a vibe.
- Afternoon: NEAR DISASTER. Remember I said I rented a scooter? Well turns out, I'm not the best driver. Let's just say I almost had a head-on collision with a VERY large truck. My heart rate hit levels I didn't know existed. Seriously, my life flashed before my eyes. And I almost lost my helmet. I didn’t die, but I’m pretty sure my life expectancy shortened by at least a year.
- Evening: After a very calming massage to rid myself of all the stress, I went to the bar, to drink away the memories and recover.
Day 3: Temple Trepidation (and the Monkey Business)
- Morning: Another morning, another sweat fest, another mosquito encounter.
- Mid-Morning: Visit a temple! (Uluwatu is on the list, but let's see if my scooter-induced trauma will allow it). Dress respectfully! (Which means…covering shoulders and knees. I probably packed the wrong stuff. Again.) Expect crowds. And prepare for the monkeys.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: The monkeys. The monkeys! They're cute. They're mischievous. They're kleptomaniacs with fur. I saw one steal a girl's sunglasses. Right off her face. She was NOT happy. They'll also try to steal your phone, your water bottle, anything that isn't bolted down. So guard your belongings with your LIFE.
- Afternoon: Lunch. Find the best local seafood stall. Eat until I can't move.
- Evening: Sunset watching. Because, Bali. Drink something fruity. Take approximately a million photos. Realize I'm running out of storage on my phone. Sigh. Accept this as a life problem.
Day 4: Culture Shock & Culinary Chaos (and Maybe, Just Maybe, Some Serenity).
- Morning: Wake up. Feel the aftereffects of the seafood I ate. Realize I'm becoming accustomed to the heat and humidity (sort of). Attempt to navigate the local market.
- Mid-Morning/Afternoon: Explore a cultural site. (Ubud? Kuta? The options are vast, and the crowds are…predictable.) I want to see a traditional dance performance. I want to feel the culture. I want to completely butcher it and then laugh.
- Late Afternoon: Cooking class! I swear I can cook. I can boil water and make toast. Surely, I can learn to make some authentic Indonesian dishes. (Spoiler alert: my cooking skills are… questionable.) I probably will over-salt the food. I'll set something on fire. But I'll try! And I'll learn.
- Evening: Dinner. Eat whatever I’ve made. Have a drink. Realize I’ve fallen in love with Bali, despite the near-death experience on the scooter.
Day 5: The Goodbyes (and the Unfinished Business)
- Morning: Pack. (Sigh.) Reflect on the adventure. Re-evaluate the items I bought. Start making a list of everything I missed.
- Mid-Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping. (Panicked, rushed decisions.) Haggle. Probably overpay. Regret it later.
- Afternoon: One last massage. Because relaxation is mandatory. One last look at the rice fields. Soak it all in.
- Evening: Depart from DPS. Already planning the next trip. Bali, you magnificent, messy, magical place.
Important Considerations (and random notes):
- Bargaining: Bargain! It's expected. But be polite. And don't be afraid to walk away.
- Traffic: The traffic is insane. Be patient. Take a deep breath. Accept it. It is what it is.
- Food: Eat EVERYTHING. (But maybe avoid the dodgy street food at first. Always test with just a little.)
- Weather: It's hot. And humid! Dress accordingly. And drink lots of water.
- Mosquitos: Bug spray. Seriously.
- Respect: Be respectful of the local culture and customs.
- Embrace the Chaos: This trip will be a glorious, slightly unhinged adventure. Just go with it.
Finally, the biggest takeaway:
This is just a framework. Don't be afraid to ditch the plan, get lost, try something new, or just sit on the beach and stare at the waves. Bali is about embracing the unexpected. And that, my friends, is the best part.
Now go forth and get messy!
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